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When a girl plays with a guys penis, without even coming in contact with it.
The girl seems like she wants to hook-up, but never does.
Friend-Zoned
Guy 1 - I was over Jackie's house again last night, helping her pack up her clothes for the move, I think she likes me.
Guy 2 - Did she touch your penis?
Guy 1 - ...No.
Guy 2 - Invisible Handjob bro.... you're never gonna hit that.
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When a guy is doing a girl from behind and switches with his buddy mid-course; goes outside (preferably by a window) and waves to his unknowing girlfriend from outside.
Hey man I just gave Cindy the Invisible man. She flipped shit
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when a person is high drunk or tripping balls, you talk to them and tell them about a box you have in your hands. Then you talkto them as you are putting the "invisible box" over there head. when the box is over there head, you move your mouth but do not talk, creating the illusion that the box does not allow you to hear. If done correctly the person under the influence will flip out.
My friend gave me the invisible box last night. I was so scared that i was deaf i almost ripped my ears out.
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When you are hiding looking at gay shit
That guy over there is an invisible gay looking at his homies dick
1.The act of a male spouse remaining perfectly still while also averting his face to avoid attracting attention. Sometimes used in response to the question "Do I look fat?"
2.Also a device used by dogs,see "invisible dog"usually with better effect.
"Lee did not want to acknowledge his wife's question,so he went invisible husband to diffuse the situation."
invisible husband invisible dog avoidance spouse conflict avoidance avoidance
When you see someone hxc dancing, They are fighting invisible ninjas so to speak.
I see an army of invisible ninjas in the mosh pit tonight. Who will stop them?
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When you have an ethnic heritage but you can't tell by looking at you.
Jim is a quarter black, a quarter Indian, a quarter Lebanese and quarter Irish. He's pale and has blond hair and blue eyes - he's an invisible minority.
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