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A middle-eastern country caught between Iraq and a hard place.
Iran can be a hard place to be... Persian, but caught between Arab Iraq and Pashtun Afghanistan.
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A country in the middle east, though not considered arab. They are ruled by an islamic government of dickless people, and most iranians have unibrows and a really small desert army. They use outdated Chinese rifles and have the highest kidnapping and rape stats in the world.
Most irani's are muslims, and all have pet camels and magic carpets. The leading religion was gay and they got slaughtered so they ran away to india. The irani community also likes to wear veils and hump camels in their spare time. Many people die in the desert and all iranis have hairy legs (including women) THey also have HUGE noses and stretchy pussy that smells. Of the few iranian women who look good, they all used to have penises.
Most non-muslim irani's get their children raped by dickless muslims and their buisnesses shut down.
Iran is a smelly desert with an army of camel archers
Dude! Look at that irani with the toucan sam nose!!
I know thats hilarious i bet his sister has a smelly pussy and a long face!
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The latest in a long line of bogeymen for the West.
Person A: Did you hear, they killed Bin Laden?
Person B: Oh yeah, I guess we're all safe now?
Person A: Of course not, now we have to worry about Iran!
See also: Communist, Terrorist, Saddam Hussein, Osama Bin Laden, Taliban, North Korea.
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Country on the east side of the Arabian gulf. Iran is ethnically diverse with Persians, Azeris, Kurds and Lurs living there.
Iran used to be a monarcy run by the Shar, but he was corrupt, and liked to use his police a bit too much, many people were dirt poor also. The west backed the Shar but during 1978-1979 the Islamic Revolution occured, and Iran's religious elite (the clerics) siezed power.
Iran today is a kind of semi-democracy, and so is ironically much more legitimate than most of the US 'allies' in the region. However the ruling religious elite are a hot minded bunch who see themselves in the van of a gradiose world-historical movement in which their interpretation of Islam will triumph over their enemies (and incidently give them alot of power).
The Iranians grand ambitions are now manifest in their quest to develop nuclear weapons. They also like to sound off about Israel, the Holocaust, interpretations of Western history, The Crusades, anything which will give them some attention basically.
If the Iranians get close to full enrichment Israel will strike with or without US backing, this will throw the region into chaos. If the US strike the same thing will happan. If the US invades it will be insane and the end of superpower status, but the alternative?
In Iran, women have to wear the Hejab but some are no doubt real hot underneath.
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When you need to get out of Iraq.
Mark: "So tell me Muhummad how did you get out of Iraq?"
Muhummad: "Iran"
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The beautiful mysterious safe country of hospitable Persians with a wide variety of cultures and climates and organic food located in middle east (southwest of asia).
This country is ultimatly against tyranny of the U.S around the world. because of this the U.S massmedia and the U.S politicans and the big idiot of the century (Trump) are spreading negative theories about Iran making tourists worried to go there and making Iran a very misterious country. Also the sanctions have made difficulties for living in Iran but also they has made Iran a very cheap country for tourists to travel because dollar has become expensive in Iran's currency.
I traveled to Iran and it was way better than I expected
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A soon to be parking lot.
Iran. The worlds next parking lot.
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