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The Irish are:
1.Weak, stupid people, prone to drink
2.Come from an island named ireland
3.Large percentage of gingers
4.Cant speak english probably, even when they try
5.No unique national import except their own stereotype
6.Blame the English for all their troubles(no pun intended)
Ed:You alright mate, where do you come from then?
Paddy:I'm Irish. From Ireland.
Ed: Wheres that then?
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Irish (n.): to be Irish is to be able chug any filthy alcohol no matter what.
"Look at Daniel chug that shitty Amber Ale. He's so Irish."
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Really cool people, not always drunks, not always lepracauns, dont always eat potatoes, not always ginger!
Can be from Southern Ireland OR Northern Ireland
dude 1: Wow that girl is awesome!
dude 2: i no right?
dude 1: like she is seriously hot, she must be Irish
dude 2: thats why shes so hot!
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1) How I like my coffee
2) People from the island of Ireland (Eire). They only purely Celtic country to survive out of the middle ages. Least Anglosized of all the Celtic lands. Kept there language, tradiditions and culture in the face of repeated invasions from Germanic and Nordic tribes such as Saxon, Angles, Jutes, Vikings, etc...
3) Inventors of the bagpipe
4) Second only to the Scottish!
Hey there Shamish, why don't you Irish up my coffee for me.
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Hot tempered, stinky, alcholic, ginger headed little men and women with annoying accents. The rest of Europe gets a good laugh out of them.
Irishman: "oh deary, the leprachan took me pot 'o gold, wheres me pint?"
Frenchman: "Send our rubbish barges to Ireland!"
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the irish wear green all the time and drink beer for a living. FALSE! they celebrate in church for st.patricks day. they do a parade. there are no leplorcons. they ussaly have blue eyes and dark hair. they have a history of being prejudged by the english. but, they share hisory in a way. ALL of the irish came from the iberian peninslua. so, if youre irish, youre either portuguese or spanish, OR maybe even both! i am irish and i am proud to have oroginated in portugal and spain.
i am irish and i think that they are just people. they are not all white. i know a couple of black folks who are irish. but MOST are white. not all. i am not saying that we are the coolest people ever. we are just people. saying that is totally not nessesary.
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(i) A person/object that originates from Ireland.
(ii) An identity many middle-aged American's tend to associate themselves with. Contrary to their belief, they are not Irish. Having a "great-granddaddy" from Ireland does not make you Irish.
Colin Farrell is Irish
Yank: "Oh my god, I'm Irish too. My father's mother came from County Kerry. I visited her home town last summer it was so pretty"
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