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some people call him mark. flyest white boy east of the Mississippi
y’all heard of that white kid at ravenwood
who blake irvin
When someone is vegan, but not 100% of the time, usually due to intense craving of cheese.
-Hey, I thought you were vegan?
-Sometimes - I’m an Irvine Vegan.
-Oohhh I gotcha
1) Famous Scottish writer best known for his novel, "Trainspotting".
2) Synonymous with "mondo-awesome", or "maximo funnage".
Yo, we wuz all at Brette'z place lazt nizzite. Dat shiznit was totally Irvine Welsh, couzin.
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Relating to a medieval Scottish clan, irvine-fortescue is a term often used in Scottish rap battles. It refers to a 'Scot' who spends the majority of his time either in the gym or on the 'lash'. The love of 'lash' is so extreme that most bar tenders are told to remove anything non-alcoholic from any drink ordered. Although some may perceive this irvine-fortescuism cool, often those of a feminine persuasion are less than impressed. These negative connotations are balanced by the other meaning of irvine-fortescue which refers to a man of extreme sincerity. It may also refer to a propensity to make up dreams to impress friends.
'Mate, did you hear about Fred's dream? He's well cool'
'Na. He made it up to impress you'
'Oh, he's such an irvine-fortescue'
'Hey mate how you doing?'
'I'd appreciate it if you'd move along please - this is serious'
'wow, what an irvine-fortescue'
'Is that guy benching 200 kilos whilst drinking straight vodka'
'Ye - such an irvine-fortescue'
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he ded
guy 1: whos mr irvin?
kyle: he meh ddy bt he ded.
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A non-existent college football program.
Dodger Mike and Mark Ondo tailgate in the parking lot drinking beverages.
Dodger Mike: Today's the day we end our 25-game losing streak to Riverside!
Mark Ondo: No one fucks with UC Irvine Football! Roll Eaters!
Dodger Mike: Zot! Zot! Zot!
Dodger Mike goes Bills Mafia and breaks a folding table in half.
Mark: That table is DEAD DEAD DEAD! Eaters Mafia Baby!
Dodger Mike and Mark fist pump and then pass out drunk, which causes them to miss the non-existent game.
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A huge, small in stature, psychotic douche bag sociopath with the IQ of a coconut , also a horrible boyfriend with a tendency to have restraining orders placed on him because hes such a huge psychotic douche bag sociopath.
This guy just got off probation for assaulting his girlfriend. Ya hes definitely a Jeremy Irvin(g).