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Many mistake the Israeli army to be one that defends Israel from invasions and attacks when in essence they instigate invasions themselves and launch attacks on unsuspecting victims. The IDF has been implicated in many massacres over the years. Most of which have not made it to mainstream news outlets because of Pro-Israel lobby groups (see AIPAC).
The IDF gets most of its funding from the United States. U.S. tax payers often, unknowingly, fund this immoral and inhumane war machine, one of the region's most ruthless armies.
The Israeli army bombed a house killing most of its young occupants; some were children less than 5 years old.
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Isra Elabd is literally the funniest person ever. Her humour is the BEST - unbeatable. I recommend you find Isra Elabd, she really needs less fake people in her life. She is an ENTP. Isra is a deep conspiracy theorist and is a believer in soul mates, so if your Isra's soulmate please come her way.
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The sexual act of standing on your lover's upper thighs as they sit up against a wall. Then sliding your feet backwards as you slide down past your partners genitalia, stopping as the mouth approaches the genitalia of your partner.
-Guy 1) Katie enjoys Israeli Flapjacking tons of dude.
-Guy 2) Dude I know! She Israeli Flapjacks like a champ!!
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The most intense army on earth. If Israel gets invaded by, like, 10 different countries, their army would be able to kick ass. This isnt a political statement about the whole situation there between the Israelis and the Arabs, all im saying is that they kick ass.
If America had the same amount of people in the army, and all the same equipment as the Israeli Army and no one had allies or nukes, Israel would kick America's ass, even if they had like 1000 more people than them.
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Ha, an army of evil, decadent, money laundering, weak, evil, decadent, money grabbing, rapist, weak, evil pornographic suppressors of our very very very righteous people!
That has been easily defeating our holy Mujaheinedin armies multiple times their size for the past 54 years...
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These definitions are so bipolar. It's not either/or.
No, the israeli army isn't a terrorist like al Qaeda, but it had a controversial track record. One of their most heinous involvements was with the 1982 Lebanese Civil War, which sided with the Lebanese Front, aka the scums who did the Sabra and Shatila Massacre. However, this stuff is from more than 20 years ago and does not apply today.
The Israeli army has some nice weaponry
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1. to fail to meet the expectations, hopes, desires, or standards of; let down
2. to prevent the fulfilment of (a plan, intention, etc.); frustrate; thwart
3. to have a really shitty time altogether
Work today was such an Israeli Christmas.
I climbed to the top of Mt. Disappointment and the view was Israeli Christmas.
The broad at the bar totally Israeli Christmassed me at the end of the night.
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