DEAD

An expression used to say something is very funny

lew- omg my but burns

beck-Dead!!!

dead

to not respond to a text or a message for a certain period of time; usually due to a forgotten brb or a gtg while performing another activity

(flowing conversation)
A: ...how bout you?

---no response from B-

A: WHY ARE YOU DEAD?!?!?!??!?
A: SPAM
A: GRRRRR
B: Oh sorry I forgot to say BRB

deaded

1. abandoned
2. rejected
3. finished - see "cashed," "kicked" (as heard in larry clark's "KIDS")

1. i'm so glad we deaded that nigga abraham, kid was takin mad long in the shower!
2. you see cornelius try to kick game at that girl? sorry ass nigga, bitch straight deaded him.
3. you can try to hit this if you want, but i'm pretty sure this L is deaded.

dead

1. Not living.
2.A childish phrase meaning 'in serious trouble', ie with a parent/teacher/older bigger person, that will surely result in the child/student/smaller younger person being killed.

1. He hasn't got a pulse, he is dead.

2. Child A: You're dead.
Child B: I'm clearly still living.
Child A: No, your mother saw you push that kid off his bike - you're dead.

dead

adj. Not alive

"It's dead Billy, don't pick at it."

dead

The opposite of street smart.

Aw, yeah, that dude's pretty street smart, ain't he?

Naw, he dead.

Dead

1) Deceased. No longer in the world of the living.

2) No longer entertaining. Over.

3) Definitely, extremely.

1) Yassir Arafat is dead; he died in 2004.

2) I'm leaving. This party is dead.

3) I'm not joking; I'm dead serious. (Also in this category is, "Enemy sub dead ahead!")