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Italian girls typically have olive skin that looks quite tan, curly brown or black hair, dark eyes, and a great ass. They cook beeter than anyone and are not only incredibly sexy, but extreemly intelligent.
Italian guys also have tan skin, dark hair, and dark eyes. most italian guys have great chest hair. they are gorgeous and they know it. No matter what anyone says is syintifically proven, everyone who is italian know that italian guys have big dicks. They are also extreemly intelligent and respect women more than many cultures. they like to marry italian girls because they need someone took cook like mamma did.
And just to clarify, not all italians are involved with the maufia. And no guys in italy EVER wear gold. EVER.
Guy 1: "Man, look at those girls. They must be italians cause I'm getting hard just looking at them. Oh shit, do you think they heard me?"
Guy 2: "Dude, do you think anyone with such a great ass has room for any brain at all?"
Italian Girl (In perfect inglish): Well, we would if our boobs weren't so big"
*walks over to her sexy italian boyfriend*
Italian Boyfriend (To guy 1 and 2): Va fa un culo! (Go fuck an ass!)
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BEAUTIFUL.
As in "More beautiful than all others"
Decendants from a race of people who are THE most beautiful in body, mind and spirit.We only came to America to grace you with our heritage! Thank us, WE put the BEAUTIFUL in "AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL
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Victims of the stereotype that we wear nineteen gold chains and uses the words deez, demz,and dohz. And usually have ties to the Mafia. Just because we have Italian last names and are the darkest white people you have ever seen does not mean we are like that.
"Look, we better stay away from Tallia Genovasi, her brothers probably wear alot of gold chains and cant speak good english. If we fuck around with her, we might get clipped."
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Everything italian! As italia is the home of latin and is has the only people of latin decent, there must be a label for those who are patriotic of their decent.
Franco: Ah, more propaganda from the US Census on false latin people of south american decent!
Giuseppe: Don't worry amico, let's keep up our italianism to break down the barriers upon the only people of true latin decent!
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THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE IN THIS WOLRD....ITALIANS AND PEOPLE WHO WITH THEY WERE!!!!!!!!!!
it's great to be one of those ITALIANS
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The ones who discovered your America. And built your railwais. And told you how to fight organized crime (successfully).
We like cooking, is a way to say how much you love and respect who will get the meal. We don't wear gold. We CARE family, women, and children.
We have mafia, but not like yours. Italian Mafia is born like an instituction in rural zones out of the "arm of the law". If two men got a problem, they asked for the judgement of a "man of honour" who had interests different from theirs so he was super-partes.
Now is a criminal association, we fight it and often it costs life to men and their family. So please stop thinking italians are into mafia. Or if you like start thinking that our mafia, the one we ALL are into, is a proud example of fraternity. We all do our best to make a favour to everyone asking for.
"Una mano lava l'altra, ed entrambe lavano la faccia"
A Hand washes the other, and together wash the face. You help me, I help you, and together we will get better!
Italians' way of saying
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