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A frequently occurring phenomenon now that real songs are often used with cellular phones, taking the place of the antiquated "ringing" sound.
Ringtone-itis occurs when a favorite song is chosen to be someone's ringtone, but after months of hearing it when receiving a call, that person cannot stand to hear the song anywhere (on the radio, iPod, CD). A once-beloved song is now taboo. And the worst part is, you did it to yourself.
You- "Dude, I LOVE "Heartless" by Kanye! I'm so gonna make that my ringtone!"
4 months later.........
You again- "Dude, if I hear that song one more time I am going to punch someone in the face, I am that enraged by my once-beloved song."
A wise friend- "Sounds like a case of Ringtone-itis to me. The cure? Change your ringtone, man."
(And the sick cycle begins again)
ugly itis a person or something that is not only ugly damn ugly a way to tell someone they are extremely ugly or something that is extremely ugly
that girl has a major case of ugly itis
my neighbor bought a junk car that thing has a major case of ugly itis
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An Iti boribo is a person who is not intelligent.
When you find it hard to understand simple words, or anything at all, you're referred to as an Iti boribo.
Synonyms: Dumb, Daft, unintelligent.
1. Daniel is an Iti boribo. He doesn't understand simple French.
2. Mary couldn't differentiate breath from breathe. She is just an Iti boribo
a non-medicinal substitute for sleep aids currently in development. the pill contains derivatives of tryptophan from turkey, saturated fats from slow-roasted pulled pork, and powdered Hawaiian Punch. The result is a very powerful sleep aid.
Side effects include sloth and obesity with continued use.
Overdose Warning: overdoses could result in a food-induced coma; something along the lines of eating 3 pulled pork sandwiches and washing it down with Hawaiian Punch. It's a good idea to be near a bed or La-z-boy Recliner when taking this medication
I'mma take my itis pill and hit the hay.
No, I can't go out tonight. I took an itis pill to relax and can't even think of getting off this couch.
The fear that Hedwig (the owl from the Harry Potter series) will swoop down at any moment and bite your fingers off one-by-one.
"Hey, let's go outside!"
"Sorry... I can't. I have Hedwig-itis."
ONE-ITIS
Common symptoms of stage 1 ONE-ITIS are the following:
-thinking she's so much different from any other girl you've ever met.
-thinking she is the most beautiful girl in the world.
-thinking she is to at least some degree innocent and moral. (See definition of a slu.)
Common symptoms of stage 2 ONE-ITIS are the following:
-calling her 2-3x a day, just to talk.
-staying on the phone when she calls you.
-analyzing everything she says and does. Example: "I saw Mary-Slu in the hall today, she looked my way, what did she mean by that???"
-completely ignoring every other girl who shows interest in you.
-asking anyone and everyone for advice and to over-analyze her actions.
-thinking your different from the other 100000000 million "good guy friends" she has. Reality check dbag, YOUR NOT.
You love her even though shes hooked up with all your friends? You suffer from ONE-ITIS.
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The name for the sickness of spending all your money on FoRtNiTe.
Symptoms: gayness, keep virginity, death alone.
You see that guy over there? He makes $100 a day and spends all of it on FoRtNiTe. He's got FoRtNiTe-itis. HE GONNA DIE ALONE BOIS.