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Jod

To be in a contagious state of confusion, commonly misplacing items

Want to review our progress with the design director?
eh, im scared he's going to jod things up and derail our direction

by itsmejonp July 15, 2020


JOD

When you look at him you assume hes autistic, but in reality he is a serial statutory rapist and imbreader. A JOD loves to deflower young girls, old Women and everyone in between. JODs use a carefully planned method for their attacks and usually follow their prey with free womens healthcare products to lure them in, when that inevitably doesnt work he just sets JOD sr's upon the younglings to oil and ripen them for insertion.

I thought he was just retarded but apparently he's a JOD, he got charged last week with 217 counts of rape

by FLoP Cock December 12, 2024


Jod

Jod was a man of quiet strength, his presence a calming anchor in the chaos of the world. With eyes that held the warmth of summer sunsets and a smile that seemed to carry the promise of brighter tomorrows, he exuded an unspoken kindness. His hands, calloused from years of hard work, were a testament to his dedication, yet they moved with a surprising gentleness when helping others. Jod had a way of making everyone feel seen, as if their story mattered more than anything else in that moment. He wasn’t loud or flashy, but there was a quiet magnetism about him, as if the universe had entrusted him with the secret to true contentment. Whether he was tending to his garden, sharing a hearty laugh, or simply listening, Jod embodied a rare blend of humility and grace that made the world feel a little bit brighter just by being in it.

He also has a penis the size of 3 world trade centre.

Jod is so hot

by jesfjkkmd9402 November 28, 2024


JOD

Jump off the Dick. a way of saying someone is having to much sex and needs to take a break

person 1: we had sex everyday this month

person 2: damn girl, JOD !!

by littlemsily June 25, 2010


Jod

God.

Person: ON JOD im so hungry
Person 2: U mean god?
Person 1: No jod you idiot

by Cuppa Milk November 21, 2022


JOD

/J"aw"D/

Often written in fully capital format with excess added 'd's at the end is a symbolic (termed as slang) euphemism of the word 'God' popularised by Shobit Rai also known as his alias gamer tag "Tb0ne".

It is often fondly used by his fans and followers in their own context mostly to expressionize an overwhelming sense of excitement or euphoria coming onto them usually when achieving a victory in a online game. It is also used as a Interjection to convey a sense of gratitude or excitement to another person when the odds fall in ones favour or a process goes through smoothly and optimally as they planned

It uniquely satirizes western culture ; using various terms as slang which are often mispronounced to sound eloquent in their own ways, such as GIF or JIF. It exhibits deep emotion as well as conveying an inside joke amongst gamers.

"The twin towers have fallen, JODDDDD....?"

by ashtraybabyhead January 15, 2024