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to kick serious ass in a needed situation
Guy 1: This guy was picking on me, so i went jack bauer style on his ass
Guy 2:Dude kick ass
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To Jack Bauer someone is the act of taking ones penis and stabbing it through someones skull into the brain, instantly killing them.
Man... I just Jack Bauered that bitch!
I was loosing the fight but I was finally able to get ahold of his head and I Jack Bauered him.
He is such a badass... he totally Jack Bauered that guy!
I was supposed to be put asleep for killing someone but I asked the council to reconsider so I could be Jack Bauered.
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To work for 24 hours straight on something.
"Dammit! Database project for tommorow. I'm gonna have to pull a Jack Bauer to finish it!"
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When a man drinks a beer in the shower while rubbing one out.
Person A: I totally took a Jack Bauer (Bower) before you guys came over!
Persons B &C: Why are you telling us this?
Person A: Because I needed to use it in a sentence for Urban Dictionary...
Persons B &C: We're going to leave now...
1. Noun
During the commericals on 24, Jack Bauer quickly takes huge shits that are both extremly quick and extremly potent
2. Verb
To take a Jack Bauer Power Dump
When out in public and you have to take a dump really bad and have to use a public toilet but don't want to spend a lot of time on the seat so you force everything out really fast.
"Man, I just took a huge Jack Bauer Power Dump."
"Jack where have you been?" "Taking a Jack Bauer Power Dump."
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When you bake a pie for the bad president you have a orgasm in his pie haha watch him eat it
I'm Jack Bauer and I'll make you eat my famous jack bauer cream pie
College-going fans have developed a drinking game in which you have to down one shot for every time Jack Bauer says "Damn it," which is the show's "Fuck" and "Shit" substitute.
"During one episode, by the end of the show there had to be fourteen 'Damn its.' I could just see all those college kids going, "Oh Fuck!" and "What a great jack bauer power hour..."
-Kiefer Sutherland, Rolling Stone >> April 20, 2006
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