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A party for poor rednecks who can't afford a wedding so they charge people $15/ticket to eat cheap gross food and beer, and then let everyone drive home drunk. Typically takes place at a Fish & Game Club or a VFW.
"My boyfriend Bobby Joe and I can't afford our wedding so we're having our family and friends pay for it with a Jack and Jill party. Oh and we're not doing any of the work. Our wedding party is...and they are paying for this party!"
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a band from south florida, not sure if theyre still around. they were from around the time marilyn manson was gettin started down here too, when they calld themselves 'Marilyn Manson and the Spooky Kids"
i used to go see jack-off jill at the carefree theater ,i think it was
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Jessicka wanted to call the band Jack In Jill but after a drunken night out with Marilyn Manson, he persuaded her to call it Jack Off Jill... think i got that from jessicka.com great site loads of pictures. But yeah they are my favourite. Ive not really heard any of Scarlings stuff. JOJ broke up in 2002 after tensions between band members (apparently robin and jessicka). They never topped the charts or headlined anything (which is a good thing i guess) but they were amazing and jessicka has such a great voice.
'My cat is amazing, he can play the guitar, he can break my arm in seven places, he can eat a whole watermelon' Jack Off Jill- My Cat
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Having loud and crazy sex in the shower, so loud in fact that when your dad comes home early he hears you and your gf going at it.
Orion: Dude my dad caught me Doing The Jack And Jill with Brittany yesterday.
Bill: Damn dude my parents would flip if they caught me doing that
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A masturbation event which includes male and female participants engaging in solo and/or mutual manual sexual stimulation.
Dude! Ronda went out of her way to give each guy a handjob at last night's Jack-n-Jill party.
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Every man (Jack) will find a woman (Jill), or generally speaking, Every one will find a partner.
John : I'm thirty and still a virgin, I 'll never have a girlfriend.
Tom : Don't worry man , every Jack has his Jill.
John : Who's Jack!?, I'm John.
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An awesome alternative/ rock/ riot grrl band. They had two albums, Sexless Demons and Scars (1996) and Clear Hearts Grey Flowers (2000). It was founded in 1992 by Jessicka Addams when she was only 16. She used to write lyrics for songs before that. The original band line up was Jessicka Addams, Agent Moulder, Tenni Ah-Cha-Cha and Michelle Inhell.
They broke up in 2000 due to opinion differences.
YOU SHOULD TOTALLY GIVE THEM A SHOT THEY ARE GROOVY!
Consumed by hate and guilt,she'll never retire
Too old to fix,too dead to ever acquire
Slit wrists, talk shit, but she will never inspire
A plan to save herself,the cinnamon spider -
Cinnamon Spider by Jack Off Jill