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The prettiest girl i’ve ever seen and I hope someday she’ll be mine.
Jacqueline is the prettiest girl.
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j-quellen is a girl. maybe a boy.
Teacher: "J-quellen, are you a boy or a girl?"
Jacqueline: "I don't know."
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When you first look at her, she seems innocent, sweet, shy, and a little too agreeable. She lets other people do the talking, occasionally nodding. Loves to giggle at everything you say. But once you know her well enough, she starts to open up. Transitions from an innocent girl into a human monster. Attacks you. Annoys you until you want to kill yourself. Once you're friends with a Jacqueline, will never let you go and your life will never be the same.
Person 1: Hey Jacqueline seems so innocent...
Person 2: No she isn't she the human form of a monster..
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Jacqueline is someone who is hard to deal with. She is very immature, always playing with animal pens. Each time that she gets hungry she goes for the first thing in the kitchen, even if it’s stuffed cabbage. She gets very patriotic and let’s it overcome her whole life. She is not very good at math and will frustrate you each time that you tutor her. Jacqueline will not hesitate to steal your man even if it’s illegal. But she is also the funniest person out there. She will do the craziest thing and make your day. Jacqueline is a keeper stay close;)
Jacqueline: BOOM CHICKEN SOUP, BUSTED (aggressively shakes her hands)
Talia: That’s Jacqueline
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Jacqueline is happy and crazy and has grate taste in clothes. You can always rely on her to make you laugh when you feel at your lowest. She loves hanging out with her friends and is often seen wearing burgundy, yellow and blue clothes. Her trainers are very stylish! If you know Jacqueline you should never let her go.
Jacqueline is the most stylish person ever!
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A fierce, choleric beast that jumps little, skinny boys and steals their food. It is said that if Jacqueline steals your food, you will never have anything to eat for the rest of your life ever again.
Sean: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JACQUELINE JUST EYED MY FOOD IM GOING TO DIE
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Jacqueline,
please don't take my money,
please don't pound my friends or anyone that looks like me.
Don't come to my house unannounced,
I'm sorry I like you and I'm not good enough
If you hate please don't ruin my life
There is no comparison to Jacqueline
Don't prove that you hate me
I will take your word for it
I hope that Jacqueline won't ruin my life because she'd rather bang my friend.
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