Jake

Jake has a huge 35 inch dong. He is a 6 foot 5 beast of a man. No one can beat this legendary breed of male. He is a fierce and scary man you won’t take no for an answer. No one like kayley

Devenney: wow Noah isn’t half the size of Jake

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jakes

Police, cops, 5.0, fuzz. Often used by MC's.

A fugitive with two attempts
Jakes had no trace of the face, now they drew a print- Nas

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Jake

A really long dick of at least 50 inches.

Boy: Katie said she wanted him so I whipped out Jake and waxed fat a$$ til' it was red raw!

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jake

He will play with your feelings, but will never be straightforward about how he really feels. He will always respond to serious questions with "what do you mean", or "don't worry". A jake is good for a hookup or fling, but a committed relationship with a jake is a very rare occasion.

Lisa: Omg i'm in love with jake
Evie: Girl, watch out he's a jake remember

---------- 1 week later -------------

Lisa: *crying* Jake got with me then never spoke to me again

Evie: Dont make me say I told you so, but I did.

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Jake

He is such an amazing soul. He’s extremely intelligent, really cute, caring and really funny. When you see Jake’s eyes, they are the most beautiful eyes you have ever seen. When your around Jake, you feel bubbly and happy just to be with him. When you interact with him, he actually listens to you. Overall, Jake is an amazing guy I wish I could date.

Omg, do you see that hottie over there?? He must be a Jake.

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jakeing

Alternative for jk (just kidding).

Person #1: Yo this new Cardi B song is pretty dope!
Person #2: Ew what the fuck is wrong with you?
Person #1: Nah bro, i’m just jakeing.

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Jake

Man with a MASSIVE COCK, bigger than Kieran's.

Wow that guys cock is huge! Hes such a Jake!

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