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A so cal progressive dj artist record producer
the owner of JakeyBrand.com
and the jakeycomfort mixcloud
A jakey is usually called Martin Constable, calls other people jakeys to hide the fact that his a massive junkie
Martin Constable is a wee jakey
a word that describes a unique bond between a friend and a lele; more of a vibe than an actual person
lele: omg that guy is so cool!
lele 2: yea he's a potential jakey for sure
JAKEY is a absolute sick lad in the cult of the JAKEY'S. In order to be in this club you need to pass 2 rules
1: Your name must be Jacob, Jake or JAKEY
2: IN EVERY POSSIBLE SITUATION shout JAKEY!
Teacher: Jake you passed the test
JAKEY: "JAKEY"
Jakey is the type of person who always makes yourself feel better. Dwane Johnson is almost as cocky as Jakey. Also a huge Star Wars Lego nerd. Don’t let him have your toes.
Jakey: Can I crack your toes?
Toe: breaks in half
a real tzaddik. has a big dick and short legs, overall a hottie. likes memes and anime tits.
yeah i was talking to jakey