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A friend who is known for his abusive behavior, flexing his muscles and kissing his muscles as a joke. He thinks he's stronger than everyone and fights back when he needs and doesn't need to. He also loves to blast his heavy metal music so loud his eardrums break and people across the school can hear it through his headphones.
Friend "Jakob, why are you punching him?"
Jakob "BECAUSE HE'S PISSING ME OFF!"
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A pretty nice guy untill you find him in an ally way with a scythe, wing, horns, then you know that ur dealing with the king of purgatory
awh shit man i just found jakob the king of purgatory and the god of death
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jakob means that you are truthful and nice and faithful for anyone
jakob you are so faithful to my fam thx
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swallows large quantitys of penis whilst guzzling cum
jakob is a flog
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Jakob is someone that will never leave your side. You will never want to lose a Jakob, because he is a exquisite boy that will care deeply about you. Once you form a connection with a Jakob, it can be very hard to break. Jakob’s will stay on your mind all day, and you’ll constantly wonder how a Jakob is doing.
A Jakob will care for you no matter the cost, and is normally handsome and funny. A Jakob is the life of the party and he’ll always brighten your day. Jakob’s will be very soft and kind, and will normally care for you tenderly.
A Jakob will change your life for the better, so never let go of a Jakob.
Friend: did you see what Jakob did?
Other friend: yes, he’s so selfless!
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Jakob is a lil fag boy who pisses himself 7 times in one night!
Ofter has very little friends and has a 80% chance of being gay!
Lol you piss your pants you must be a jakob
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