The act of receiving road head from a Gilf.
It was a great idea to give the my elderly neighbor a ride to the store, she thanked me with Sloppy Jalopy.
Slang for an older woman’s wet vagina
James: Yo Celia's abuella is pretty hot.
Michael: Oh i'd totally ride that sloppy jalopy!
men who spend their whole life working in business but then 1920s business partners join a wacky international drivers in the -1,500 mile Monte Carlo Rally*
Those Daring Young Men In Their Jaunty Jalopies.
things that are whacky/ out of this world
everything is all whopper jalopy today at the office!
Bro one: "lmao look at the jalopi bois chat"
Bro two: tf is a jalopi boi,
Bro one: I'ts a lifestyle you wouldn't understand
When you have rough sex and before you finish you slip out cum on your hand and slap her in the face.
‘Me and Emma had sex, I gave her a slopy jalopy’