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When you have rough sex and before you finish you slip out cum on your hand and slap her in the face.
‘Me and Emma had sex, I gave her a slopy jalopy’
When you cum in someone’s mouth then shake their head to froth it up , then they spit it in your ass , you then proceed to squish the goop in your ass , this is when a friend comes in the room to lick the remaining splooge out of your asshole.
Hey bro my friend and I did a sloppy jalopy Bryant with some random chick we picked up in the club last weekend
Slang for an older woman’s wet vagina
James: Yo Celia's abuella is pretty hot.
Michael: Oh i'd totally ride that sloppy jalopy!
things that are whacky/ out of this world
everything is all whopper jalopy today at the office!
Bro one: "lmao look at the jalopi bois chat"
Bro two: tf is a jalopi boi,
Bro one: I'ts a lifestyle you wouldn't understand