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Sloppy Jalopy

The act of receiving road head from a Gilf.

It was a great idea to give the my elderly neighbor a ride to the store, she thanked me with Sloppy Jalopy.

by TheForgeCleric April 18, 2025


Sloppy jalopy

Slang for an older woman’s wet vagina

James: Yo Celia's abuella is pretty hot.

Michael: Oh i'd totally ride that sloppy jalopy!

by Jimmy Bird March 11, 2022


Jaunty Jalopies

men who spend their whole life working in business but then 1920s business partners join a wacky international drivers in the -1,500 mile Monte Carlo Rally*

Those Daring Young Men In Their Jaunty Jalopies.

by Kloie Mariah's Mommyy April 27, 2011


whopper jalopy

things that are whacky/ out of this world

everything is all whopper jalopy today at the office!

by dentalbabes December 07, 2022


Jalopi Boi

one who likes to self suck

Bro one: "lmao look at the jalopi bois chat"

Bro two: tf is a jalopi boi,

Bro one: I'ts a lifestyle you wouldn't understand

by YA MAMMMZ October 03, 2019


Slopy jalopy

When you have rough sex and before you finish you slip out cum on your hand and slap her in the face.

Me and Emma had sex, I gave her a slopy jalopy

by Alfie Clark Jeavons January 11, 2021


Jalopy

A sloppy blow job

Rasputin" Hannah give me a jalopy for my birth day comrade"

by Otto January 30, 2017