Jank

An offensive, derogatory slur for Americans, created by the British back during the American revolution. Since then the term has softened in to the word Yank and Yankee, a far less insulting word sometimes even used as a term of endearment by the British. Jank today is hardly used as a way to insult Americans and has spawned a new meaning, often referring to a useless, worthless, or crappy piece of junk.

'Jank's are so dirty, a white feather would make their outfit look fancy.'

‘This VHS player is totally janked. It won’t even turn on!’

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jankness

A serious of occurrences that are not the result that was expected.

The server is throwing a bunch of errors. What is this jankness?

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Janked

When someone walks up and take's yo shit

damn, man...that nigga just janked my ride

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jank

Any noun

"Look at the size of his jank."
"Mah baby's jank smells like butterscotch, yo!!!"
"This shit's so funny, I'm 'bout to piss in mah janks."

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Jank

To stick it in her pooper.

I janked her so hard she pooped scabs for weeks!

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jank

(verb)- 1. To jank means to take something that does not belong to you. Usually the offender is sketchy due to a meth binge.

"Don't jank anything from my house while I am gone!"

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jank

(fr. "Japanese" + "Yank") A young leftist American, usually male (but can also be any Westerner of either gender), who travels to Japan for the express purpose of shallow cultural dabbling, inflation of self-worth, and the search for a supposed sexual haven; teaches conversational English because he/she has no other marketable skills.

This morning the train station in Nagoya was crawling with Janks on a summer exchange program.

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