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An Accidental spot on a Homeless man's Cardboard Hut...
Homosexual pre ejaculation
Pornstar Vomit
Dimwit
Your baby left a Jargon Blaster on the kitchen Counter...
Don't touch the Jargon Blaster on the drunkards shirt.... It may be Obama's...
Anyone who does not understand Common Law enough to differentiate it with Legalese is a Jargon Buster
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When you ask someone for the time and are told "half past" or "quarter past".
Person 1: Excuse me... What time is it?
Person 2: Quarter past.
Person 1: That's clock jargon... Can you tell me what the exact time is please?
As per the infamous 'Grammar Nazi', a 'Jargon Nazi' is forced to correct any person in ear shot, who incorrectly uses jargon or terminology to describe anything, anytime, and anywhere.
Unsuspecting victim"Check out my new screensaver picture"
Jargon Nazi "Actually that's a desktop background to be more precise"
jargon is a language that was invented an incredibly smart chemistry professor , Mubarak Idroos , his aim was and is to introduce a unique language to the world , it took him approximately 2 years to make up Jargon , a language of the forests , released in 1976, he was able to fullfill his dreams by spreading it around the world in less than 10 years making a world record for the "fastest spreading language" of that time , legend has it that anyone who has learnt the language of Jargon is said to have a rich and successful life ahead of them
I'm going to jargonate you with the words from the dictionary most people skip.
The combination of medical and legal, it is a form of literature found in such information as insurance forms. The fine print medical and legal jargon that nobody ever reads.
The insurance benefits form had the following medigal jargon: Outpatient Prescription Drug Indemnity Benefit:
(Applicable only if this benefit is not excluded on the Schedule.)
The Company will pay the Outpatient Prescription Drug Indemnity Benefit, as shown in the Schedule, for each prescription filled for a Covered Person. This benefit is subject to the Outpatient Prescription Drug Indemnity Benefit Maximum, as shown in the Schedule.