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shittiest piece of shit ever shit out of an asshole. tend to break down frequently. especially when gay people are in them.
Straight girl: lets go some were in my jeep
Gay girl: ok, but you know it hates me lemme rub it first and call it sexy.
Jeep: "fucking fagot" *makes awful sound and doesnt start*
Gay girl: Fuck Jeeps!
Straight Girl: Fuck you!
Gay girl: =
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The most kick ass off road vehicles on the planet. Makes your Chevys and Fords looks like complete shit. Oh and by the way, jeep is a fucking auto company, not a generic term for other small piece of shit suv's. No, your Kia Sorento or Hyundai Santa Fe is not a Jeep, so keep that name out your fucking mouth.
Al: Hey nice Jeep.
Joe: It's not a Jeep you asshat! It's a Suzuki Sidekick.
Vince: I like you car.
Hal: What the fuck did you call my ride!? It's a Jeep you fucktard!
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The best off-roading vehicles ever. Especially the Wrangler. This off-roading beast has been around since 1942. This is not a slang word for SUV's, Jeep is a compony that produces the best off- roading vehicles. The Wrangler comes with available hard top or soft top witch both come off.
Jeep's are also none as "The world's #1 Hummer and Range Rover recovery vehicles!"
If you ever call a Jeep a car, a puppy dies. Please think of the puppies before you talk.
Over All Jeep's Rule!!!
Hannah: Are you going to pick me up in your car?
Henry: Its a Jeep, you just killed a puppy!
~Dead Puppy~
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Used in the military to denote new recruits. A derogotory term which is short for Junior Enlisted Expendable Personnel.
Commander: "Hey, JEEP. Draw the enemy's fire so we can escape."
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- A term used to describe any 4 wheel drive vehicle, mostly by Irish people because their accent makes it to hard to say "four by four" or "ess you vee".
-I just bought a jeep!
-What type?
- A short wheel base Mitsubishi Pajero for towing the cattle trailer and moving some bales.
-They're good jeeps!
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