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My heros. Johnny B. and Kamaal. I love you guys!!!!
Frank Rizzo, open yer fuckin' ears jackass!!
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While receiving a blowjob from a chick with braces, you panic at the moment of climax and Donkey Punch her in the head. She then clamps down on your penis and jerks back slicing your man meat to shreds.
I was driving to church Sunday getting a blowjob from Karen when a dog ran out in the street. I paniced and Donkey Punched her, she gave me a Jerky Slicer and I hit a tree.
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an old lady's cunt lips that are all dried out and hard.
I was looking for some easy poontang at the old folks home but all i found was cunt jerky
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An unfortunate trait among young American males that inspires them to obsess over sports, sculpt their hair in lizard like patterns, and have a tendency to start yelling and speaking loudly upon drinking many beers. They also are predominately known to wear flip flops, which goes against nature, for no normal man willingly exposes his feet.
Joe: "Yo Drew, do you see what I see? That guy is wearing pink flip flops. My mother has the same ones.."
Drew: "Wow, yeah, he definitely has the Jerky Gene.."
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The process of putting your shit in a food dehydrator and making beef jerkey out of your shit.
"Wow Mike, i really want to buy some beef jerky but it costs $5.95 a bag so i will make shit jerky out of the beef jerky i ate last night".
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A delicious dried, smokey beef snack. Quite possibly the manliest food known to man. Don't be fooled by those pussy beef stick imposters. You can see the "grain" of the beef in real jerky.
Frank: "Hey John, you want some of this beef jerky?"
John: "No thanks."
Frank: "Pussy."
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When you take a nice fat shit, then take the shit and place it into a meat dehydrator. After about 3 days of letting the shit dehydrate, you then insert it into a womans vagina, and proceed to fuck her in the ass while you fuck her pussy with the dehydrated shit. The shit will slowly fall apart and get restored with water, turning it back into shit inside of her pussy. Thus, her pussy can be described as a "sloppy jerky."
Guy #1: Yo I was totally raw dogging some chick last night, and stuck my fingers up her ass
Guy #2: You think that's cool? I totally sloppy jerkyed my girlfriend last night and made her reach her hand into her pussy and eat out the shit
Guy #1: Man, you are fucked up.
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