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jersey shore

definitely ONLY a term used by bennies... trash leaving, traffic jamming, loud, seaside-tony, not-LONO, bennies.
people who live here dont run around saying "we're going to the shore today." we already live there... so we go the BEACH.
i hate bennies.

Hey did you hear them dumb bennies say they're "going to the jersey shore today"?

by drdankness December 16, 2006

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Jersey Shore

Although television is relatively stupid in general, most shows were still too classy, elegant, and intelligent for some people to watch. A TV network that "relates greatly to music" had decided to create a stereotypical show that only people with low intelligent could watch. This show has no real point other than to show people with so much tan that they look like an ugly traffic cone get into fights. The general audience of this show include: Stoners, Pregnant Teenagers, Dumb Blondes, Douchebags, and arrogant morons. Anyone with a reasonable mind and a small trace of sanity would be able to identify that this show is a bundle of crap and insults the entire country.

Jersey Whore Fan: "Yo man, you wanna watch Jersey Shore?"

Me: "No thanks, I would rather watch something more entertaining, like paint drying."

by Jag140 August 5, 2011

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Jersey Shore

The greatest place on earth; fuck the rest of the world who comes here in the summer, the jersey is the best place all fuckin year round

I love the jersey shore

by Mitch Hedberg December 8, 2005

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Jersey shore

a beach in new jersey filled with dead bodys, raidioactive water and hookers

uncle tony: so lewie did you enjoy the jersey shore this summa
lewie: yeah it was great, the wata grew back the toe u cut off when i didnt pay up and i even gotta beat some pussy new yorka with my louiville slugga

by uncle lenny March 31, 2007

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jersey shore

a term that only bennies use to describe the beaches/coastal area of new jersey. no one from the "jersey shore" actually calls it that. instead we say we are 'going to the beach'; not 'down the shore' or 'to the shore'.

Pennsylvanian/New Yorker/Northern New Jerseyan: Man, I love going to the Jersey Shore, but is it me, or is this traffic terrible?
Local: Learn how to drive you !@#$%^&* benny!

by seabee April 18, 2006

110๐Ÿ‘ 123๐Ÿ‘Ž


the jersey shore

Leaving the shower on hot so the bathroom fills with steam while you drop a fat steamer. Top it off with a non flush and a squirt of cheap calogne. Leave the bathroom. The next person who goes in the bathroom will get a surprise trip to the Jersey Shore.

My wife complained that I never took her anywhere, so I gave her a trip to the Jersey Shore

by freshgreen01 September 4, 2010

43๐Ÿ‘ 43๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jersey Shore

The eastern most part of New Jersey known for its beaches. And for all those people who say "there is no beach in NJ you go down the shore." No local of the " true " jersey shore says that, we go to the beach. "true" jersey shore is from central to souther NJ. Nothern NJ and New Yorkers are bennies.

"Hey Geena! Wanna go to the beach, because we are true jersey shore chicks!"

by gchxox January 18, 2008

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