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In Jersey we have beautiful beaches, Victorian homes costing millions of dollars, a lot of conceited Wall Street moguls, and pizza and bagels that are the real deal. We have real estate prices and taxes through the roof and some of the best public schools around. The urban schools are some of the worst around too.
Jersey has Springsteen, Bon Jovi, and Debbie Harry too. We have all the fun of being in between NYC and Philly and if you grew up here you'd be loving all that culture too.
I'm from Jersey and get a lot of crap for it too. That's ok, just be careful cause you don't want me to go all Joisey on you.
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The livest state and place not only in the USA, but in the world.
"Yo kid, I just went to Jersey and someone just punched me in the mouth cause I look at em funny"
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Alternative word for toilet.
Be sure to flush the Jersey after you take a shit!
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javions little stinky crazy dog
“jersey did 45 backflips around the room”
The dirty conglomeration of land that resides South West of NY. It is sometimes known as the Garden State, but I guarantee you won't find a single garden. . .just filth, skanks, and wanna be Guidos and wanna be New Yorkers. There are few exceptions including parts of Northern Jersey which happen to be pretty nice however the Jersey Shore is heavily overrated and Long Island beaches are generally preferred. They have no sports teams worth speaking of except the Devils and the Nets are soon moving to Brooklyn.
Fag: Yo dawg, u from Jersey?
Other guy: Do I look or smell like filth? Fuck no!
Hey Bro you wanna go to the Jersey Shore?
No, I don't want an STD. . .
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it may suck to sum people livin here maybe because....they aint hood....dey get G-checked erryday...they get jumped...they white in the wrong hood...or the niggaz just dont gotta life....hate it or Love NJ iz on top..wurd up..JERZEE whea u at...hoLLa atcha boy earlyyyy!!!
big upz to Philly,NY,NC,NC,CA,B-More,MA,FL,VA,H-townn errywhere eLse jusz rep yo hood 1
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