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Jesper Hertz

The sickest piano player ever to work at Musikefterskolen in Humble

Jesper Hertz is the sickest of the sickest.

He is humble and loving.

Guy one: oh my God, that dude over there is playing a dick solo!

Guy two: I know, she’s such a Jesper Hertz

by TheCatFromMars June 12, 2019

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Dirty Jesper

You do the sex with a log of whamon

Aw man you did Dirty Jesper last night?

by Yezper September 14, 2021

2👍 1👎


Jesper Eek

HORA, ULTRA HORA, SUPER DUPER HORA, JAPANSKA HORA

Jesper Eek

by Jesper eek hora March 26, 2012

2👍 2👎


Jesper Weckström

He has a 2,0 cm dick and Nån loves it

Jesper Weckström : Man
NÅN: Woman

by MotherFucker6900000 October 23, 2018

2👍 2👎


Jesper and Skylar

A faggot's storyline of 2 men which would never happen to said faggot, something that would not happen in said writer's lifetime simply because he is a disgusting waste of space and a pseudo-women who should not be allowed to breed in the same galaxy as other living things. It features 22 chapters of complete sexual fantasies that is sure to engage the reader.

Have you read Jesper and Skylar yet?
No why would I waste my time giving credit to the author.

by womenslayer August 21, 2022


sara and jesper

sara and jesper are complete opposite people, sara is amazing and beautiful, cool, funny and sweet. she is pretty much the coolest person in the world, she has gorgeous brown eyes, a snatched nose that people would pay thousands for, her smile lights up a room, and her braces are so totes adorbs. jesper, on the other hand, is addicted to lying, biting, being a wingy little bitch and much more. the only good thing about him is his earlobes. so soft man. i would kill for those lobes'

although it seems sara could do so, SO much better, she still went for that ugly old fart jesper. and they love each other very much. and theyre best BEST friends, and if he ever leaves her she will hunt him down and chop off his weiner :-)

damn did you see sara and jesper today?

didn't know she would go for him man, poor girl

by cheeselover12 February 14, 2022


jesper

A really tall midget with an uncontrollable boner. Also a word used for having a rock hard on.

Damn he's having a Jesper.

by von fuckboy November 15, 2016