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Jessie

She ships her friends with too many people

Omg she's such a jessie

by That bowling queen January 27, 2015

25πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Jessie

A true paragon of man.
Every woman wants him and every man wants to be him. Jessie, is jovial and optimistic and one lucky bastard but, be aware, he has a nasty red-mist. Oozing with so much charisma and cheeky chappiness, that everyone confuses it with flirtatiousness. Loyalty, he has bags of but, severely piss him off and that loyalty will surely wane. Although he will always somehow turn something so negative, into something so positive. Jessie, will out dance you into the sunrise and still have enough energy for 'business time'. A natural flair for fashion and a creative eye about him, that some people think he is gay.
Jessie, smiles and you will smile with him.

"I want to be Jessie's girl."

by Phil Asio December 5, 2021


Jessie

Once you meet a Jessie, it becomes physically impossible to let her go. She is so kind and caring and makes sure that you smile everyday. She is the best secret keeper and wingwoman, beating up anyone that dares to cross you. She is an amazing cook and cooks the best dumplings and buns. You can always rely on her to give you delicious food if you are feeling down. Don't let go of a Jessie. She is the best you'll have.

My best friend Jessie just brought takoyaki to share with everyone!

by t.does.dance April 2, 2021


Jessie

A wonderful caring woman who just wants true love, but wants an adventure before she can settle down. That being said, she is a free and wild spirit, one who will make you want to try more. She will always make you smile, and she is the best at cuddles. She can never stick to one place for too long, as she has a traveller's heart. She's quirky, but that's part of the charm. If you like bad puns, she's the gal for you.
If you ever happen upon this wonderful person, DON'T. LET. GO.

She's a once-in-a-lifetime girl.

Person: My friend, Jessie, she's taking me hiking this weekend.
Second person: Have fun. Knowing her, she'll be running around that mountain like she does around the museum. She's such an explorer!

by BookNerd433 February 1, 2017

10πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Jessie

HUGE TITTIES

Ex) Jessie’s titties BUM BUM BUM

by sparkles and rain snow March 2, 2020

6πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Jessie

A fucking disappointment

Mother: i'm tired of your grades your such a jessie

by re re my pp August 22, 2019

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Jessie

E. M. O.

ITS SO DEPRESSING IN HERE.
IT MUS BE JESSIE AGAIN

by Yami20031 February 29, 2016

18πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž