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A term of extreme surprise that should be used sparingly, lest its impact lessen.
Did you see that really surprising thing? look over there..
Jesus tittyfucking christ! I wouldn't have seen that had you not pointed it out, thank you kind sir
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Owns the taco stand down the street. He would like people to stop asking him to cure their blindness. Even though his named is spelled the same as Jesus Son of God it pronounced hay-zoos. His middle inital is Hector. His father owns a garage and his mother is a nurse. He has two younger brothers.
jesus h christ make the best tacos, but he still wont cure my blindness
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Almost 50 years ago, I worked in an operating room. One of the doctors always swore Jesus H. Christ. When asked what the "H" stood for, he answered, "For Hallmark, for those who care to send the very best."
Jesus H. Christ, are you stupid or what?
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an exclamation one shouts when frustrated, surprised, or overwhelmed.
Jesus Buttfucking Christ! I just stepped in a pile of dog shit!
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A wonderfully profane thing to yell when you are extremely angry, with an emphasis on the final word (as demonstrated in the example below).
Jesus cunting CHRIST, Tim!! Did you really have to go drop that giant 127 lb. anvil on my foot??
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short for saying "jesus fucking christ"
Your dog just took a shit on my rug! jesus fucking christ!
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When the church or a person are actually fucking themselves over.
Jesus fucking Christ, it's like he's fucking himself in the ass while sucking his own dick!
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