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jethro tull

Progressive rock band that started in 1968 and is still recording today. Founded by frontman Ian Anderson (and last remaining original member), they are truely the best goddamned band EVER.

Famous for songs like "Aqualung", "Teacher", "Cross-eyed Mary" and albums like "Thick as a Brick".

Jethro tull is the greatest band to ever exist.
Ian Anderson: "The flute is a heavy metal instrument!"

Sitting on a Park Bench...

by lancelot323 May 1, 2007

45πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


Jethro Gibbs

Literally the sexiest man ever

Jethro Gibbs is sexy

by randomasssimp April 1, 2021


Jethro Tull

the best fucking band ever. im a cajun from Louisiana state but this band FUCKING GETS IT!! they may be british but they were the evilest, most cynical and realist metal band than even Black Sabbath. only pussies listen to black sabbath. real men listen to Jethro Tull. (a band with obvious intellectual ability, and very politically incorrect and street smart. what other band could write a song dedicated to a pedophile named aqualung, all the way back in 1971? absolutely brilliant people.)

Jethro Tull, hmn where to start? they're certainly more preferable than black sabbath. and they have a kickass flute player who knows what he is doing. and they talk about the degeneracy of post-ww2 western civlisation.

by Abraham's Adversary January 15, 2019

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


leroy jethro

Someone who is very stubborn and gruff. He is slow to trust but very devoted once he does.

He's so cranky he must be Leroy Jethro.

by Ziver February 15, 2014

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


jethro name

Jethro is a boy with several different sides. He can be super sweet and caring for you but in about ten minutes he will have switched to being annoying and unbothered with you. Jethro is often very confident with his friends and acts the slightest bit different around them than he does without them. He says what he’s feeling and often regrets it after. He’s one of those people that get in your head and won’t leave for atleast a month but usually for longer. He’s attractive and definitely liked by the girls.

That boy has a jethro name for sure

by Lacey rose November 15, 2020


Upper Jethro

An uppercut punch but thrown to the dick.

This guy was talking trash on the bleachers, so I gave him the Upper Jethro.

by Twitchy1 September 8, 2021


Jethro Mussolini

Faux-hickoid scion of a wealthy New England family transplanted to Texas, where his daddy, a future U.S. president, worked in the awl bidness. Served as governor of Texas. Was appointed to the U.S. presidency on December 12, 2000, by the Supreme Court; took office on January 20, 2001; proceeded to start a war in Iraq and wreck the U.S. economy. Scheduled to be replaced on January 20, 2009, unless he declares himself "dictator" or "decider"; in that case, all bets are off.

Looks like ol' Jethro Mussolini has his monkeys in the State Department trumping up another case for invading one of them "furrin countries," in this case Iran.

Jethro Mussolini attached "signing statements" to several bills he signed into law today, essentially changing the meaning of them into something else.

Jethro Mussolini pronounces nuclear as "NEW-kyu-luhr."

by Giacomo G October 2, 2007

5πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž