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when you queif in a beer bottle and then start to dildo your self with the smell still in side and scream hard and take it raw. Then proceed to throw up all over your partners chest.
damn i just got a dirty joanne last night it was gross!
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I just got a cryptic email from Joanne Glenn
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Yvonne, You are the girl of my dreams. Your beauty radiates life into my universe. You carry a soul that infinitely warms my heart. You love me with no bounds and no expectations. Your love feels endlessly kind, patient, and compassionate. You make me feel whole as if I am rediscovering love for the first time, each and every day. You love me as I am and accept me for all I can be. Your kisses run electricity through my veins and your touch brings ease to all my problems. In every sense of the word, you are beautiful beyond belief. Your bright smile is the highlight of my day, your freckles make me want to kiss you a million times over, your voice melts my heart with joy. Thank you for being in my life, for loving me the way you do, for making me feel whole. Thank you for being you. I love you Yvonne Joanne Lin. Tonight and always. Us vs. The World.
Yvonne Joanne Lin is a sexy ass motha fuckin' mamasita!!
Yvonne, You are the girl of my dreams. Your beauty radiates life into my universe. You carry a soul that infinitely warms my heart. You love me with no bounds and no expectations. Your love feels endlessly kind, patient, and compassionate. You make me feel whole as if I am rediscovering love for the first time, each and every day. You love me as I am and accept me for all I can be. Your kisses run electricity through my veins and your touch brings ease to all my problems. In every sense of the word, you are beautiful beyond belief. Your bright smile is the highlight of my day, your freckles make me want to kiss you a million times over, your voice melts my heart with joy. Thank you for being in my life, for loving me the way you do, for making me feel whole. Thank you for being you. I love you Yvonne Joanne Lin. Tonight and always. Us vs. The World
Yvonne Joanne Lin is a sexy ass mother fuckin' mama!!!
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Person: Hey don't you love Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta?
Other: Who the hell is that?
Person: Lady Gaga!
Other: No wonder she changed her name!
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Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta is god to all of us, she is kind, beautiful, and mostly hot, she’s very short (not really, 5’2 isn’t bad right?) but she has a BIGGGGGG heart.
Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta is the best.
whenever someone isn’t understanding something properly or at all, you call them a ‘slow joanne’
mymy: the third letter in hello is ‘l’
lili: i don’t get it
lala: of course you don’t, slow joanne
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