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the jogs

An intermediate form of the runs, where instead of being a sludge, there are lumps and solids mixed into the diarrhea. AKA gravy and potatoes or meatballs and sauce.

I've got the jogs
I got a bad case of the jogs

by PolishingPolack September 11, 2017

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J-Jogging

Slang for masterbating and jogging at the same time. Definition comes from many gangs in the 561 area (FL).

A form of exercise.

Instead of Chris and Alex pumping the iron they decided to J-Jog around the block to show their manliness.

Ex: Don't mess with that man J-Jogging over there he's dangerous!

by ITzAMT February 19, 2014

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trog jog

A group of hulking, caveman-like people running together, such a practicing football team.

The wind sprints were ended a the linemen completed their trog jog.

by I, Wreckerrr November 20, 2016


courtesy jog

courtesy jog -walking faster while noticing ongoing traffic

When pedestrian is crossing the street, they notice a car making a turn, the pedestrian walks faster or jogs to cross the street to allow the car to make a safer turn into the street
Just a way a pedestrian can be courteous and aware of the traffic.

That assholeisnt looking around when he crossed , and I nearly got hit making a left turn, because he didnt do a courtesy jog.

by bper December 7, 2006

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The Wallman jog

The act of running around Wallman Hall of Fairmont State University (Located in Fairmont, WV). This is normally due to an actor's need to enter from the opposite side of the stage in a very short amount of time.

OMG! I need to enter SR in just one scene!" "Better take the Wallman jog!

by Masquers chick December 2, 2010


Jizzle Jog

A jizzle jog is when you go for a jog and you accidentally put on you skeet socks. Also known as a squidward sprint.

Ty: Hey man, I just went on a jizzle jog.
William: Man you used my socks!!!

by Typhoon419 March 15, 2016


Wrist Jogging

The act of wanking, hand shandy, knocking one out, pulling ones self off,

Mother: wft are you doin under thoese bed sheets timmy?
Timmy: erm, playing tents.
Mother: no thats deffinately wrist jogging !!!!!

by Snarfy June 8, 2009

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