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When a woman lets a guy move in and takes care that fuckboy and he leaves once he gets you pregnant.
Me: What's new with Kesley?
Drew: You haven't heard? She got Johanned.
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tall, dark and handsome; the womanizer
Ryan Gosling: I acted like my friend Johanes in "Crazy, Stupid, Love".
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the hottest fucking person you will ever see. he is very humble.... the perfect guy, he likes playing video games but is also quite athletic. Johan is the role model in his class and family, he earns nice grades and enjoys a lot of activities.
everyone wants to fuck johan!
he is so hot!
i wish i was johan
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A sect of religion that's based loosely on being uncertain or wishy-washy. This sect worships the Shakespearean phrase "To be or not to be", multiplied indefinitely with no point of decision.
He is a prime example of johanism.
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When your harriers fail to achieve any kills in a game of Modern Warfare 2.
"Fuck my harrier just keeps spinning around in a circle. That shit got Johanitis"
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Pretty swell guy. Usually has snacks, will write you a song if you're sad. Well versed schadenfreude.
Nice hat Johans!
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