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A victor from District 7 in the Hunger Games, and also the toughest character in the entire series. Johanna suffers the loss of her entire family, then is tortured with electricity for a long period of time, but still ends up as strong as ever. She could kick Katniss's butt anyday.
Johanna Mason killed her opponents with an ax in the Hunger Games.
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Person that’s needs clout from people and steals clout and likes to use it for her so called”cool friends”.
Nobody:
Johanna: imma steal his clout so that I can become famous and get rich and not talk to anyone that’s not cool!
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Johanna is cute and nice, but sometimes she can be rude. Johanna doesn’t really care about the people around her she only cares about her self. You might fall in love with her but be careful because she’s gonna break your heart. Also Johanna don’t really appreciate what they have either.
Guy: boy why you crying
Guy2: Johanna broke my heart, I gave her everything and she didn’t appreciate me
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Johanna is a person who is a clout chaser and wants a lot of money and be famous.
She’s does not like to talk to anyone and she can get very salty about people that talk to her first when she’s supposed to talk first.
Nobody:
Johanna: I wanna steal clout from everyone and I don’t want nobody to talk to me unless I talk to them first and I gonna go famous and talk to cool people only that has a lot of clout!
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Johanna is a feminine given name that might be harmless by itself but if it is combined with the last name “Perez” you’re experiencing an abomination of nature.
She is very damaged inside and makes sure everything she touches gets damaged too.
Johanna Perez is a nasty problem as it is, but things can get actually much worse when she gets access to social media. It is proven that the effects of reading a post made by Johanna Perez can cause itching, fast heart rate, hallucinations and paranoid delusions.
Recent studies show that for well trained people that know how to handle limitless human stupidity the effects of these dangerous posts can be positive and helpful if used humorously.
They recommend the creation of WhatsApp groups for sharing this crap and create memes and stuff.
Friend A: Hey guys! Did you see the last post of Johanna?
Friend B: Please share!!!
(Firend A delivers)
Friend B: OMG!!!!!!
Friend C: Dead...
Friend A: How can she post that? Doesn’t she realize how ugly she is???
Friend B: She looks really old and wasted. I’m not even going to say anything about the caption.
(Friend D shares a cropped version of the post)
Friend B: Ewwwwwww...
Friend C: Dead...
Friend A: Oh Lord! I didn’t noticed he is touching La Infanta like that!
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When you insert carrots in both of your girlfriend's ears naked so she looks like a ginger and then throw her of a bridge.
Bro, I did the Dirty Johanna with my girlfriend last night.
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