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tastes like sh*t, but it comes in handy for a caffene fix
i need more jolt to wake up and finish this damn definition
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The worst thing ever to happen to mankind, it spells the doom of nerds everywhere.
Nerd 1: zomgz, i just heard the news, jolt cola filed for bankruptcy!!!jolt cola bankruptcy is the worst thing ever!
Nerd 2:what!?!? NOOOOOOOOooooooo... Jolt cola was my lan life!!!!
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(N.) All of the same sugar, with twice the caffine. In other words.... Liquid Sh*t in a can! Drinking this will have leave you with a 50% chance of instant death. Even the offical soda for gays "Faygo" and soda of the white ghetto, New York, "Bubba Cola" is better than this most likely.
Being under 20, I learned about Jolt Cola from Vh1. Thanks again, VH1's "I Love the 80's Strikes Back!" Coming Up Next, The Fly, My Little Pony, and the "Where's the Beef?" old bitch.
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To "jolt her bones" is to fuck her hard, deep, and savagely.
I told the chick on the internet that I would like to "jolt her bones". Next thing I know, she's at the front door with a bottle of wine!
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V. To involuntarily awaken at 3 a.m. after a night of drinking. Most commonly experienced by middle aged people who used to use alcohol to help them sleep.
Got buzz jolted out of bed last night because of those whiskey shots and didn't get back to sleep until 5!
A bodily reaction whereby you retch so violently your whole body jolts like you've been penetrated by a taser gun
The kiss was so bad, I vom-jolted and pretended I was epileptic to get away
When my beer-goggles cleared, I snuck out of bed before I vom-jolted and woke you up
Their sweet talk was so disgusting, I decided vom-jolting was not enough and penetrated myself with a taser gun
I vom-jolt every time you say my name
When going at your woman so fast and hard , you slip out and stab her in the taint...
Babe: I'm sorry for slamming my cock into your taint.. Are you ok? Can you go some more? I promise Not to taint jolt you again