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tastes like sh*t, but it comes in handy for a caffene fix
i need more jolt to wake up and finish this damn definition
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The worst thing ever to happen to mankind, it spells the doom of nerds everywhere.
Nerd 1: zomgz, i just heard the news, jolt cola filed for bankruptcy!!!jolt cola bankruptcy is the worst thing ever!
Nerd 2:what!?!? NOOOOOOOOooooooo... Jolt cola was my lan life!!!!
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(N.) All of the same sugar, with twice the caffine. In other words.... Liquid Sh*t in a can! Drinking this will have leave you with a 50% chance of instant death. Even the offical soda for gays "Faygo" and soda of the white ghetto, New York, "Bubba Cola" is better than this most likely.
Being under 20, I learned about Jolt Cola from Vh1. Thanks again, VH1's "I Love the 80's Strikes Back!" Coming Up Next, The Fly, My Little Pony, and the "Where's the Beef?" old bitch.
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To "jolt her bones" is to fuck her hard, deep, and savagely.
I told the chick on the internet that I would like to "jolt her bones". Next thing I know, she's at the front door with a bottle of wine!
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When going at your woman so fast and hard , you slip out and stab her in the taint...
Babe: I'm sorry for slamming my cock into your taint.. Are you ok? Can you go some more? I promise Not to taint jolt you again
a fucking knobhead who doesn't know when to stop speaking
retarded simp
he is a fucking cunt
"shut the fuck up jolt" - everyone on this planet
the most fucking powerful gun in the world made by company known as Nerf
omg this guy robbed s shopt with jolt