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‘Jonk’ is an abbreviation for ‘jonkleherm’ which is a dog which is extremely cute.
‘Aw look at Sally she’s a jonk’
to Jonk something is to mess something up so bad that you should be ashamed.
Oh look you have jonked it now.
When something or someone is stiff, awkward, bad, peak, rough etc
"How's your schedule looking today bro?"
"Honestly mate it's so jonk"
"I saw that guy come over and chat to you, what was he like?"
"He was the jonkiest guy, had no conversation at all"
A better version of a joke used purely ironically.
"Get ready for this Jonk bitch! This one is extra cringe!"
jonky mcjonkness. this is when you type jonk in urban dictionary.
when someone sneezes and you slurp it up. you jonked them.
*achoo*
*loud slurping noises*
"carly, did you just jonk me?"
"...no"
(noun) - a person repeatedly not doing what is expected from previous knowledge
ex. 1-
Despite never showing up in class, Dennis manages to pass his exams
damn Dennis is such a jonk
ex. 2-
Albert: Wow, I can't believe Steve sold his car
Allen: Yea I thought he loves his car by the way he always drives it
Albert: What a jonk