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Hot weeb: Who’s that guy with the pommac in the cp truck?
Shrekslayer: oh it’s just josef vöro!
Mikolas Josef, a Czech god. With a jawline that can cut steel. Abs that can wash clothes. Always stays hydrated. Pancakes lover. Steady plenty motherfuckers hater. GREAT singer, i suggest listening to Abu Dhabi. thx for reading.
"yo, what's up?"
-Mikolas?
-Mikolas.
-MIKOLAS!
for any mention of Mikolas Josef
Mikolas Josef is an amazing and lovely czech guy. His second name is «A Walking Meme». He's very hard-working that's why he always serves bops. Mikolas Josef loves his fans and he treats them with kindness. Also he likes to use the word "soon" which translated to miki-language means either in 2 years or NEVER. His favourite emojis are 🍑👋 (don't ask why)
Example 1: Ugh i wish i was a Mikolas Josef
Example 2:
Mikolas Josef : new music is coming
teammiki: when?
Mikolas Josef : sOoN
teammiki: *plays spongebob one eternity later time card*
The point where the circulation of blood and oxygen is no longer sustained.
" Holy shit he's josefated, lets operate! "
a man of great power, someone who has great love for the muffin man, and has sex with Siamese twins 3 times a day behind a McDonalds.
the one and only sir josef