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Aileen and Jovan

A couple who at first, were just two friends that got closer as time went on. With one often consoling the other and talking to each other nearly every day and yet somehow never noticed this fact until more than a year after.

Look at those two, they might be becoming an Aileen and Jovan.

by DutchBallVIII April 19, 2021

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


jovan raices

1) ((LIAR)) and ((CHEATER))
2) dating a ((SKANK/HOOD-RAT)) like eleni letsou (also check out eleni letsou here on urban dictionary)
3) thinks he's cool cuz he's ((MEXICAN))
4) thinks he's cool cuz he has ((GLASSES))
5) ((CHEATS)) on all his girlfriends
6) makes that ((STUPID FACE)) when he thinks he's being slick (well guess what, he's not)
7) thinks he's totally ((SLICK))
8) has ((MESSED UP)) teeth
9) likes to think he's a ((PIMP))
10)ally holder's ((BITCH))
11)calls his dick ((FRED))

Synonyms:
fat
ugly
cheater
liar
cock sucker
cock sucking mother fucker
pussy
bitch
penis with ears
mexican bitch
mexican pussy
bitch-ass liar
the world's sloppy seconds
ugly mother fucker
'this man has no penis'
'this man has a pussy'
man whore
dumb fuck
dumb ass

me: u cheated on me with ally!
jovan: that's disgusting!
me: didn't stop you from being her fuck buddy before you started going out with me now did it?!
jovan: .....
me: uh huh...BITCH!! go fuck yourself!
jovan: .:walks away with nuttin to say like a lil pussy:.

by An Ex Girlfriend May 14, 2004

10πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


jovan jovancic

A man born to be awesome in everything.

You are such an Jovan Jovancic. I want to be you.

by Bačje May 5, 2018

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


jovan Plamanac

a person who is extremely gay and loves to suck dick.he wears braces because while he was getting fucked one night he got dick sllaped in the face and had to get his teeth back in place.

there is imposible to set an example about a jovan.
Jesus Oregon is a Jovan.

by john June 4, 2003

2πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Jovan P. Ledgister

I am a person with high academic standards who aims to achieve the highest level of professionalism. I believe in continuous learning, where my philosophy is the 'strive for excellence should be as the will to live.'

Person 1: Who's your TD teacher?
Person 2: Mr Jovan P. Ledgister
Person 1: The lecturer?
Person 2: Yes

by giganiger January 2, 2023

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Jovanitis

The propensity for veteran FRC students to get frustrated and want to do everything themselves.

β€œWhy is Alexis building all of the swerve modules herself? I thought she had a team.”
β€œShe has contracted Jovanitis and kicked them all off.”

by cant_th1nk_of_a_name February 1, 2024


Jovan T.

Jovan T. is probably the guy that ste ur mom's v-card. Girls slide into his dm's just like his dick was sliding on ur mom's cheeks.

That mf is surely a Jovan T.

by .cumCum. November 26, 2021