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Verb: To carry out a task with hilarious and/or disastrous results.
Timmy pulled a Joyce when he went to his exams without any pens, then finding out he had no exams to begin with.
Michael Joyced up when he relieved his bowels in the department store display toilets, only then to make it worse by telling the manager that he had broken said toilet as it would no longer flush.
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Manning up and telling the truth - immediately upon learning you are wrong. Like Jim Joyce did when he called a safe when the base runner was actually out, extinguishing Armando Gallaraga's perfect game for the Detroit Lions. As soon as he learned he was wrong, he said so and apologized.
We won't soon see Tony Hayward, or any CEO "Joycing it" and telling us the truth as soon as he learns it.
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Being completely screwed out of something do a degree that pushes the bounds of human capacity for thought. Screwed in a way that you will never live it down. Screwed in a way that it makes other grown men cry when they hear about it.
EX 1: "Oh man I was out last night in the city with Rob and his sister Sarah." "You won't believe it but we got into the club's VIP area with Megan Fox, and she clearly wanted to get it on with Rob."
"Sarah completely cock blocked him, told him to stay away from the Tahini so he wouldn't flare up."
"Joyced, totally Joyced."
EX 2: "Did you see Jim Joyce screw Galarraga out of that perfect game?"
"Un-fucking-believable."
"From now on I'll just say Joyced when someone is completely screwed for life."
"Lose a limb because of a drunk driver? -Joyced." "Get a divorce because your friend nailed your wife? - Joyced" "Lose the presidency because your opponent's brother fixed the election? - Joyced."
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OMG... if you don't know Joyce i feel sorry for you. Joyce is a very beautiful girl, tall, blond, and has hazel eyes. She is absolutely the best person ever. Her body is incredible because she is a sporty girl and love to play/ watch sports. Don’t mistake Joyce as a innocent girl either... she can beat you up at anytime so don't try her or her friends. She may seem like a cute girly girl, but your in trouble if you try to do anything to her. She is a very good friend and you can depend on her whenever. She’s got your back anytime, anywhere, so keep her forever. Oh and she is absolutely the best girlfriend ever. She’s loving and caring and loves to see you as happy as possible and dont worry if you break up, most of the time she will love to stay friends with you. She doesn’t envy people because she knows its not right and its very hard to go down on her enemy list. If you make her mad, then you must have really pissed her off. If you know Joyce KEEP HER FOREVER!!!!!
Boy 1: Holy shit... who’s that steaming hot girl!!!
Boy 2: bruh thats Joyce... every guy wants HER.
Boy 3: Thats some wifey matteral right there. That girls soo sweet and adorable
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1. A person is so overcome with happiness, that they combine the words joyful and rejoiceful or they are just retarded.
I can't believe Paco died. Paco was joyceful.
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Joyce is not just an ordinary Asian-Australian, other than her real job that's paying her, she is also a part time life advisor and relationship coach of Danak. Joyce is a responsible adult....... when sober. She is inloved in few charity works which reflects the goodness of her heart.
Danak: I think I'm gonna blackout
Joyce: go girl!
Ashley: JOYCE?!!
A term used in sports when an umpire, referee, or official makes a horrible call that is very important to the outcome of a game, or a season. This term originated when Jim Joyce blew a call to prevent Armando Gallaraga of the Detroit Tigers from getting a perfect game.
(sports announcer)"And the Redhawks bring it into Bumblebee zone with the seconds ticking down, shot, rebound, and it's in! The Redhawks have tied it up with 2 seconds to go in the third period! Wait a second, they're waving it off! The referee is waving of the goal! Let's look at the replay..." "Oh, it was definitely in! That puck crossed the line! The referee totally just Joyced the Redhawks!"
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