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Spanish name most closely related to that in English as John. Popularised in the west by the Johnny Depp film "Don Juan", the name Juan strikes fear into the hearts of lesser men. Translates loosely to "man with everything"
Pronounced differently than expected
Juan -> "hhh-wa-n"
Steph- Hey Jenna how is it going with Charles
Jenna- God Steph he was so passe, such a no in a big way! i found a new guy... his is Juan"
Steph- He sounds like a pretty hot guy! Its not too mexican like Miguel, its soft and subtle and incrdibly sexy!
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the most common name in the mexican language.usually verry popular at school.is very talented at soccer.ladies man and is good at sex.pleasures the women.a fine as guy with a big penis
ohh my god he was so good at sex! i think his name was juan kuz he sure was one
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A Juan is a guy known everywhere. Theres always a Juan in every town. In the old Greek language Juan means master, chief, king, they always had slaves named carlos and francisco and still to this day some juans have a dog named Francisco and most juans have a nigger friend named Carlos. juans these days are known as playa pimp bosses or pimp boss playas, however you wanna call it maybe BOSS HOGG. they also hate pheonix arisona cuz its a peice a shit. A juan is also a guy that every girl wants to have for many perticular reasons but girls are just gonna have to find out.
Wow! you were such a "Juan" last night Carlos.
That guy from last night was great in bed, i think his name was "Juan".
Carlos I fuckin hate you! You should be more like "Juan".
Does that guy have a slave named carlos? wow he must b a Juan.
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The number of Mexicans it takes to screw in a lightbulb
Q- How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A- Juan
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Juan's have a huge dick to put in girls and always get pussy every night. no jerking off needed. All the girls want to at least give him head or a hand-job. He could steal your girl like that. you blink your girl is sucking Juan's cock. nobody get's more pussy than the Juan you know.
I can see the huge bulk in JUAN'S pants from here!!!!!
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smarter than the average american and able to last, please and continue pleasing the american female thats why you see more juans than johns with american females HAHA
Juan gimmie sum ,juan you still awake , juan you smell good juan im glad you swam the river ,juan you are the meat in my smokehouse
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