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Pretending to commit suicide inspired by Juliet from Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet.
Did you hear the news that Stanley committed suicide? It turns out he was only Julietting.
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loud...very loud, dont mention romeo and juliet or shell bash u
romeo and juliet...shes gonna bash me
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An interpretation of Juliet Capulet from Romeo and Juliet that features the girl having psycho and creepy tendencies. It ranges from stalking, denial of breakups, psycho lover to uncontrollable rage when jealous.
Jeanette Peterson from How I Met Your Mother is a classic example of Dark Juliet.
Friend 1: She started a fire so I have to come out and meet her. She says she couldn't wait till the end of the office meeting because she loves me so much.
Friend 2: Dude! She might be a Dark Juliet
A tragedy written by William Shakespeare about 400 years ago.
Basically it's about two people who are in "forbidden love" because their parents hate each other, but they get married about 12 hours after they first met.
Yeah, then they get killed about four days later.
A lot of other people die, too.
It's pretty relevant to our time period, since it still happens between couples all over the place.
Abram: Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
Sampson: I do bite my thumb, sir.
Abram: Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
Sampson: Is the law of our side if I say ay?
Gregory: No. ):
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A tragedy by William Shakespeare.
In the end, Romeo and Juliet both die.
HA SPOILED THE ENDING!
Teacher: Today we will start reading Romeo and Juliet.
Student: Oh, by the way, in the end, Romeo and Juliet die.
Teacher: I'll see you in detention boy!
Student: What the fuck?! They tell you in the fucking prologue!
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Younger sister to Domovoi Butler from the Artemis Fowl book series. She is very pretty and trained in many forms of martial arts, can break down and reassemble 90% of the world's production weapons and hit a moving target with any weapon you care to name. She hasn't finished her bodyguard training.
Juliet Butler is hot, but she could kick your ass.
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A story about horny teenagers.
Act 1: Romeo is sad.why? because he can't get any ass from Rosaline.
Act 3 ( or something): After knowing eachother for only a day,they already screw.
ROMEO AND JULIET ARE HORNY KIDS
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