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Jurassic Monkeys

Jurassic Monkey.A word used as a substitute for the word "drug" or a substitute for the specific name of a drug, such as "dope, crack, cocaine" and various other drugs of that variety that Green Day made up to avoid being censored when speaking of drugs.

Tre Cool of Green Day is on way too many Jurassic Monkeys.

by Billie's rock and roll girlfriend August 30, 2005

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jurassic world

a dinosaur theme park where idiotic people think it's fun to create the end of the f***ing world.
(indomonus rex)
by far one of the greatest movie series of all time.

boy 1-hey, you wan't to go to jurassic world?
boy 2-*slaps him and walks away*.

by tyranospider March 3, 2022


jurassic slapstorm

a noun for a women with a extremely loose vagina.

Pamela Anderson is a jurassic slapstorm.

by randomanonymous April 14, 2008


Jurassic Kunt

Title used in the Boris Johnson "Deano Valley" Parody/joke "Jurassic Park" where the joke illustrates how long Boris will remain in power despite all the fuck ups.

How long is he gonna stay in power - 2 years maybe 6. Welcome to Jurassic Kunt

by poopoo7766 June 28, 2022


Jurassic Jo

Jurassic Jo

Jurassic Jo, When a female has been giving her fella head in the car she then raised her head like a dinosaur from a scene from Jurassic Park, then claims to have lost a contact lens on the floor.

by Bluenose82 February 27, 2021


Jurassic MILF

A senior aged to post-cougar MILF in remarkably good shape and figure, most often observed at higher-end grocery stores. Jurassic MILFs are usually only spotted by men post-40 years of age as the lowest age bracket. Particularly fine specimens with glorious plumage can attract the attention of adult males as young as 15 years of age. Jurassic MILFs have become far more prevalent with later aged divorce rates and improved brassiere technology while younger females average heavier mass.

Jurassic MILFs should not be confused with "backside hit and runs" where a viewer's initial evaluation of garmented backside approval meets a leathered front side. Some Jurassic MILFs are such an enigma that another shopping cart drive-by is needed to fully absorb the situation. Jurassic MILF's are a more proud, stable, and submissive creature that lack the attention deficit of the Cougar. For this reason, idle attempts at conversation are low risk without mental Seppuku.

Yeah, Casi's on the corner....great fish. Try it, its the autobaun of MILF to Jurassic MILF.

by contributer_to_pop March 7, 2014


Jurassic Parp

an emission of wind so awful it would bring tears to the eyes of a dinosaur

cor, bloody hell what a Jurassic Parp! ugghh

by Uncle MacTipps September 30, 2010