Jury Nullification

A term used when a person is proven to be almost if not 100% guilty by the evidence but the court decides to let them go.

"hey did you here about the guy who was accursed of murder, left DNA evidence was court on camera and there where witnesses?"

"no what happened?"

"the court let him go coz he seemed like a nice guy"

"that's retarded"

"its called Jury nullification, and yes"

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Jury Rig

See jerry rig

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grand jury

In poker, three fours, trip fours, 4-4-4.

I lost to the grand jury.

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peer jury

a bunch of goodie goodie kids that take responsibility way too seriously

like to be in a group that can sentence kids to detention centers or long amounts of community service

made up of juvenilles

The peer jury sentenced me to 30 hours of community service cuz i vandalized the highway sign

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Jury Nullification

The easiest way to get out of Jury duty. Where you plead not guilty no matter what the verdict is, the judge usually kicks you out trying to save the jurisdiction of the case.

-Credit to Manswers-

-Sunday
Girl- Im horny, wanna fuck my brains out?
Guy- Ok tuesday at 8 my place
Girl- Cant wait;*
Monday-
YOUVE BEEN SUMMONED TO JURY DUTY ON TUESDAY
Guy- Fuck It im pleaing Jury Nullification

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the jury is still out

an expression implying that a conclusion about someone or something has yet to be reached.

hipster: "Is this dude for real? I mean, either he's psycho, or just plain stupid."

tipster: "I dunno man....think the jury's still out on that one."

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mother fucking the jury

To yell profanities at a jury while you are on trial.

Defendant: All y'all piece of shit mother fuckers on this jury are gonna die.

Judge: thank you mother fucking the jury, but we still need to finish opening statements.

Jury: I don't think that is necessary, we find the defendant guilty on all charges.