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Probably the best team ever to enter the Lacrosse World. Usualy the defence is ok, the attack is stellar, but the hilight of the team is the 3rd line midfield, do to their extensive good looks and overall flow.
They are most known for mackin on ladies after their game is over, and getting numbers. This usualy leads to a facebook friend request, the writing of on their walls, and subsequently never seeing them ever again.
Coach Jack: Owings Mills JV Lacrosse, will ONE of you come up to varsity?
Jake: No, my flow chop is too good!
Ben: No, I will start too many fights and manalyze the oposing team!
Tyler: No, I'm too busy gettin copp dome from emily.
Matt: Yes, because i hate ACTUALLY playing.
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An undersized, late bloomer, who lives in the past, fantasizes about his little league team moms, and passes off JV stats as if they’re varsity.
Alex: I was junior varsity soccer, varsity golf, and varsity soccer. I scored 6-7 goals a season.
Peach: Didn’t you ride the varsity bench and never sniff the field, let alone a pair of panties?
Alex: I was a late blooming athlete.
Peach: You were a JV AllStar.
A has been athlete who was never really an athlete. Much like Uncle Rico.
Alex: I could have walked onto a really bad D1 golf school and sat on the bench.
Everyone: #JV AllStar
an upperclassmen who is too ass at their sport to be properly placed on varsity so they must deal with the embarrassment of being put on JV
johnny: dude i checked the school athletics website and i couldnt find you on the basketball roster?
jake: yeah...the bitchass coach put me on JV cuz hes stupid....
johnny: nahhh you are JV warrior thats crazy
A really cool guy that is actually a rapper from the london gang named ofb3x3 he raps for both of these groups
He also has a big dick btw
Jv has a big dick
I heard he’s a ofb yg
A godlike person with a beard who is pretty good at maths. It is assumed that he consumes cocaine on a daily base, because of his incredible ability to calculate.
Ciro Fantazero: "Have you seen Stephens beard? He's so sexy.
Chromosomitsch: "Yeah, he's such a JV."
Stephen: "Can you follow me?"