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A hand job lubricated with barbeque sauce. (Preferrably KC Masterpiece brand)
I was initially apprehensive in my new pair of Helmut Lang jeans... However, I figured any residual barbeque lube from the KC Slider (I was about to be served) could be made to look intentional and therefore charged to the game.
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The Kansas City Chiefs are a professional American football team based in Kansas City, Missouri. They are currently members of the Western Division of the American Football Conference (AFC) in the National Football League (NFL).
The Chiefs hold the distinction of being the second AFL team (after the New York Jets) to defeat an NFL club in an AFL-NFL World Championship Game when they defeated the Minnesota Vikings in Super Bowl IV.
The Chiefs are led by: Trent Green (QB), Priest Holmes (RB), Larry Johnson (RB), and Eddie Kennison (WR).
1) The Kansas City Chiefs are the best team in the NFL.
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When you have broken something you still intend on using, so you go to the store, buy the same thing, and return the broken item with the new ones receipt.
im gonna kansas city swap this xbox controller tomorrow.
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When you are fisting your partner and you slide your penis inside of your hand, inside of her, and masturbate.
I never expected she's be able to receive a Kansas City Jerk, but I was wrong.
A term for a diminutive man, angry all the time and looking for fights.
Jason: That Kansas city lights tried to start crap with me.
Howie: He would start a fight with a nun.
Sticking your finger in a girl's butt crack just as she is falling asleep
My girlfriend was mad when I gave her a Kansas city goodnight and woke her up
1. A term that is used when multiple heterosexual men start behaving in a very homosexual way with no prior intent or warning of said act. Kansas City fagots usually occur when someone starts singing Oklahoma!, De Camp town Races or Cotton Eye Joe and no member of the opposite sex is around to dance with. This situation leads to same sex dancing. Kansas City Fagots are famous for occurring among rural Caucasians who seem to uncharacteristically lose track of public perception when these songs are played and are usually led by a stated homophobic yet closeted individual.
2. A term used to describe two heterosexual men acting as homosexual partners in order to obtain benefits from employer or a discharge from the military.
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Did you see how those rednecks acted when they played Cotton Eye Joe at the NASCAR rally?
Yeah, they were dancing around like a bunch of Kansas City Fagots!
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Why did the army discharge those guys? We all know they aren't really gay.
Yeah, they are just a bunch of Kansas City fagots.
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