karat dangler

(noun)

A woman who finds it of utmost importance to flaunt her engagement/wedding ring at all times.

"Who does that karat dangler think she's impressing? Like I've never seen a rock before."

Karate Breath

(adj); used to describe someone whose breath stinks like hot ass on a warm day.

"Hey kid, do you know Karate?"

"No, why?"

"'Cause your breath is kicking!"

"e.g.-Karate Breath"

Karate water

More affectionate term for brandy and coke. Brandy and coke is know to bring out the more aggressive side of many individuals.

Johnny got into a fight at the club last night after consuming karate water all night.

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karate kid

One of the best movies of all time. Directed by John Avildsen, this 1984 drama centers around a displaced youth who seeks self-defense training from an aged maintenance man named Mister Miyagi to defend himself in a Karate Tournament against a San Fernando Valley biker gang. Most of the movie was made on location throughout the San Fernando Valley in 1983.

The Karate Kid is one of the most well-known dramas of the 1980s.

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karate kid

A poem by Jane Yolen, about the Japanese Kung Fu is not about fighting or bullying. It's about strong empowerment.

Original poem:
I am wind
I am wall
I am wave

I rise, I fall
I am crane
In lofty flight

Training that
I need not fight

I am tiger
I am tree
I am flower
I am knee
I am elbow
I am hands
Taught to do
The heart's commands

Not to bully
Not to fight
Dragon left
And leopard right
Wind and wave
Tree and flower
Chop

Kick

Peace

Power

"that karate kid poem is so amazing! It had a really good meaning! "

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Karate Chop

When you feel offended, you take your hand and chop it into any random part of the enemies body and yell "KARATE CHOP!" Or just, "CHOP!"

When your friends stomach growls, it is a perfect oppurtunity to KARATE CHOP their stomach.

"If you karate chop me, then I'll karate block you, if you karate block my karate chop, then I'll karate chop your karate block"

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Cum Karate

When a man pulls out to cum on his partner and she swings both arms at the same time. One deflecting the cum shot and the other slapping your dick out of the way then simultaneously slapping you in the chest with you own semen (karate like sounds optional)

I tried to give her a surprise facial last night but instead she hit me with "Cum Karate"

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