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Someone walked up to a 'side of the street' whore, and instead of sex, they gave her a record deal. And BOOM ke$ha was created.
I was listening to ke$ha's song 'backstabber' and she sounded just awful.
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THE NEXT BIG THING! Ke$ha made her debut collaborating with Flo Rida on the song "Right Round" and her own first single "Tik Tok" is a smash hit! Her new cd "Animal" comes out in January and it's guaranteed to make her number 1!!! A lot of people are close-minded to her style and criticize her as a fame-whore with no talent but I say..."Fuck those people!!!" She's creative and packs a punch!!! She knows who she is and will do great things!
*music plays* "Don't stop make it pop dj blow my speakers up..."
Now that's the kind of groove I'm talkin' about! Ke$ha eh!?! I like it.
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A singer who can be described in two words: glitter whore. (refer to example to see how much she spends on glitter a year, you'd be surprised.)
Pop star Ke$ha is known for her love of glitter.
So Vanity Fair's Eric Spitznagel asked the question: "What's your glitter budget for a typical year? It's got to be in the thousands, right?"
Her reply:
"Honestly, it's pretty exorbitant. It's probably more like a few thousand every month. If you come and see a show of mine, there is no shortage of glitter. By the end, everyone from the back of the auditorium to the very front is covered and potentially choking on glitter. I am shooting glitter from glitter guns and out of every orifice in my body. It's really a big part of what I do. It's my goal to cover the planet in glitter and take the (expletive) over. I can't do that if I don't have a (expletive)-ton of glitter."
She adds, "That's right. I've found glitter in places that will not be named in this interview."
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In the realm of sexual exploration, a Ke$ha is as surprising as its cousin the Sasquatch, but far more degrading. While in the act of intercourse or fellatio, the man must aim his erect member at the face of his partner (male or female). He must then proceed to ejaculate his supply of semen on said partner's face. This in and of itself does not make for a true Ke$ha. Hidden in his hand or nearby the man must have a supply of glitter to then hurl onto the semen which has taken residence on the partner's face. The partner thus has an outward resemblance to Ke$ha, while feeling as horrible inside as her music makes everyone feel.
I did something truly unforgivable to my boyfriend, so he ke$ha'd me last night.
Wow, well you look as horrible as Ke$ha sounds.
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Ke$ha is not a drunken whore as everyone says she is. She may drink, but so does a lot of other people. She doesn't have sex with every guy, either.
Shes an amazing and talented singer! She has her own personality and style, and doesn't care what people think of her. And for people who say "you wonder why kids are drinking at younger ages? its cause her music". Actually, in a video she made she said that if she could, she wouldn't want ANYONE under the age of 16 years old to listen to her cds. And that if they sent her a letter, she'd refund the money they spent on the album, that shows how true she is to her fans!
If you think shes a crappy singer, check out the song, "while you were sleeping" or "goodbye", by Ke$ha. it shows she can. Very well. Shes amazing.
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An amazing singer and dancer, who likes to be outgoing with her lryics and makeup.
Her most famous songs of 2009-2010: We r Who we r, Tik Tok, Take it off, Blah Blah Blah. Her most Famous make up worn on: New Years Eve of 2010-2011....
Friend 1: I love Ke$ha
Friend 2: Dont you know that she is just like Rihanna, and Beyonce.
Friend 1: Really i always thought she was more like the beautiful, Megan Fox.
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Possibly the hottest girl known to man. Although her music isn't that great, and her lyrics are very dumb, she is still very, very sexy.
Guy 1: Dude did you hear that new song by Ke$ha?
Guy 2: Oh, you mean that hott bitch that looks like Taylor Swift but like 10x hotter?
Guy 1: Yeah!
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