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A man who is friendly yet plays the most badass people he is also breathing
I saw Keanu Reeves and I now feel happy
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He ain’t that guy from fucking fortnite
He’s that breathtaking dude in Cyberpunk
Person: *exists*
Keanu Reeves: Y O U A R E B R E A T H T A K I N G
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A man who is considered an alpha, it is also a paragon of virtue and manliness.
When you call someone keanu Reeves you are calling them a legend
Hey bro your like Keanu Reeves
Oh no one could top him but thanks
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Guy 1- Hey that jacket looks Keanu Reeves!
Guy 2- Mission accomplished.
you get inspired to do something wholesome or amazing by another persons decision.
''he donated to charity, i better do it to.''
''he donated to charity, i better do it to.'' - keanu effect
The correct traditional pronunciation of "going K.N.U.", i.e. going "kilt no underwear": the only socially acceptable and culturally sensitive way to wear a kilt.
Example 1
Person 1: Any geek off the street can go commando, but it takes a real man to go keanu.
Person 2: Damn straight!
Person 3: Amen bro!
Example 2
Person 1: Yo, I was going keanu last night. The laydeez were lovin the kilt and it was all sweet till I took a ride on the bucking bronco. 10 seconds later I was on my back covered in VK Apple and the merchandise was on display.
Person 2: It's just such examples of ill-judged bronco riding that give VK Apple and traditional Scottish dress a bad name.
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