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the people who make all hangouts and events better
“we are going out without you” - someone
“thats a shame, keeley and clem would make it better” - everyone else ever
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The Act of turning your penis inside out , setting it on fire and then mailing it to your lover.
James: Yo I Nick Keeley'd rebecca last night
John: Dude me too!
MEANS PRINCESS!
THAT SHE IS... KIND, LOVING, SEXY, BEAUTIFUL, CHEEKY, SEDUCING, MOST RESPECTFUL, STUBBORN, BOSSY, BITCHY, CRAZY PERSON U WILL EVER MEET....
HAS FUN DOING WHAT SHE DOES, IS HARD TO LOVE BUT HARDER TO HATE.... I LOVE HER AS SHE IS....CHANGE IS SOMETHING SHE LOVES DOING, BEING HERSELF 99% OF THE TIME SHOWING OFF WHAT SHE HAS, SHOWING HER NATURAL FUN LOVING BEAUTY.... U CAN LOVE HER, U CAN HATE HER, BUT THERE IS NO1 LIKE HER.....
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Forcing her sons friends to commit sexual activities on a water bed which leads to intense orgasams , finishing it off by collecting all the sex juices and serving it as a drink to her son.
Can't believe we did the dirty Keeley last night ,Was a reyt laugh yungen.
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A gorgeous blonde, blue eyed girl who everybody loves and she can take ur man if she wants to she’s also a mega one direction Stan ‼️
She is fabulous and the most funniest person ever (even funnier than Russel Howard).
She is also very successful so u should add her on Tiktok - keeleygrace.xox
Person 1 :Oh shit it’s Keeley purser
Person 2 : yeah she’s gorgeous and funnier than Russel Howard
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To Keeley out is to either arrange a meeting with enthusiasm, only to not turn up (or as skaters and hippys might say; bail') , or to attend said meeting, only to leave shortly afterwards, usually to watch some inane programme on television.
The usuage originates from famous Physicist Leslie Keeley, who invented a medical treatment for alcoholism, but spent so much time performing operations that she would often forget to hang out with her bois. She died in 1965.
See also, Keeley Shift"
"hey, I know you have an important exam today, but you'd better not Keeley out on us"
"ok I wont"
"yes you will, you always do you nob"
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Keeley Marx is a extremely hot girl and will always be your best friend, she loves to play golf and all sort of sport. And if you don't know any Keeley Marx, go and get yourself one now!
Neighbor: you know that girl's name? She is hot as!
Me: yeah, she is Keeley Marx, she is my girlfriend! Jealous?
Neighbor: Yeah, I am.
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