little weighted metal balls that go up a vagina to locate a pelvic floor and strengthen muscles. used early in 500 AD, for sexual stimulation.
aria: ew i just found lindsay's kegel balls in the cupboard we share!!!
luke: oh my god! how big were they?!?! ;) ;)
Balls that are used for self pleasure. Usually two balls that are attached to eachother. You may stick them in the many orifices that you have on your body. For example, your anus, or crotch if female.
I found my roommates kegel balls hidden in the shelf below are sink.
When you are very drunk; when you are so drunk you keep doing stupid things like stealing cones or jumping into bushes
Dude, I was so kegel I stole a cone and jumped into a bush.
The involuntary act of constricting one's sphincter when met with alarming news and or a fearful situation.
When I read the story about the fish that swims into your peehole, I did a fear kegel.
Flexing kegels is flexing nuts but for the ladies.
“Sarah be flexing kegels now that she’s team lead.”