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kegel balls

little weighted metal balls that go up a vagina to locate a pelvic floor and strengthen muscles. used early in 500 AD, for sexual stimulation.

aria: ew i just found lindsay's kegel balls in the cupboard we share!!!
luke: oh my god! how big were they?!?! ;) ;)

by obssessivefangirl March 13, 2016


kegel balls

Balls that are used for self pleasure. Usually two balls that are attached to eachother. You may stick them in the many orifices that you have on your body. For example, your anus, or crotch if female.

I found my roommates kegel balls hidden in the shelf below are sink.

by mireyaaaaaaa March 15, 2016


Kegel of Karens

As we all know, a “Karen” is a woman who is being “the worst.” A “Kegel of Karens” is the term to refer to Karens that have gathered in a group, much like a flock of birds, gaggle of geese, murder of crows, or a herd of cows.

“Wow- check out that Kegel of Karens ripping that manager a new one over there.” or “That Kegel of Karens are way too aggressive at their kids’ hockey game.”

by Kdubbs326 July 7, 2023


Donkey kegel

When your girl sneezes when you're inside her and she grips your penis like a gorilla grip on

kenjackson8958, donkey kegel

by Kenjackson September 15, 2022


Flexing Kegels

Flexing kegels is flexing nuts but for the ladies.

Sarah be flexing kegels now that she’s team lead.”

by The Z Meister June 7, 2022


Fear Kegel

The involuntary act of constricting one's sphincter when met with alarming news and or a fearful situation.

When I read the story about the fish that swims into your peehole, I did a fear kegel.

by Fathawgimus March 13, 2021