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(noun); a fictitious and raunchy character that appears during Easter and is known for perverse behavior and grabbing ass.
"It appears that you have been goosed by The Keister Bunny, Bill.."
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SISSYWHORE PRISONBITCHSHERRYOUSBLACKOWNED
The Keister bunny ended up spending the three day holiday in a special"filming cell" outfitted with cameras. the cell is used to video training films for cell extractions, finding contraband,etc. for the holiday, it is being used to add to the popular PUSSYASS TRAINED TO BE A PRISON BITCH SOLD TO THE CRIPS VOLUME 3: FACE FUCKING NO HOLDS BARRED.
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On Easter Sunday the priest makes sure to check every alter boy for hidden eggs in their rectal cavitity.
On Easter Sunday, Father O'Brien did a "keister egg hunt" and searched every ass in the church for hidden eggs!
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A four way hybrid of god, a simp,Brittany Spears, and bo Jackson
I saw keister Logan Richardson IV hit 100 dingers with Bridget the bat the other day
Is a rare 4 way hybrid of god ,a gay man ,a simp, and mike trout
Y’all see that keister Logan Richardson IV take Bridget to town.
To present something in a place or situation that one could of only concealed by keistering it
“We were in the middle of the desert, we had lost all of our backpacks....nek munit David pulls out a 3 litre bottle of Evian!”
It’s like he pulled it from his ass like he just made it by manu-keistering 😂
Someone who constantly fantasizes about giving and receiving oral to anal stimulation.
Given that your girlfriend always talks about eating ass, I bet she's a real Keister Feaster.