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A way to describe a hot women walking around a nude beach with a forest down there.
A nickname to someone who has decided to go bald
Jacob decided to Kelp his hair.
Slang word for Hydroponic Marijuana
Bro, let me rip that Kelp. Crisp.
It is the opposite of sauce. When someone attempts in a sporting competition to style upon their opponent yet fails, they have just kelped themselves.
1: Damn you see last night's game?
2: Nah what happened.
1: This dude tried to break this guy's ankles but kelped his ass up
A godly item, only used by the alpha males.
The more stacks of kelp you have, the more godly you are.
Kelp God
a word used to refer to a little kid - usually a naughty little kid, or mischievous wild rascal. Derived from Scottish 'Kelpie' which is a water spirit (or sprite, or imp or... you know those kinds of folklore-ey things).
They roasted their marshmallows and then the little kelps only went and tried to stick the marshmallows on Grandad's head!
Minecraft block that has no use.
But if you get kelped there is no return.
Lukas got kelped so now it is his yearbook quote.