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A godly item, only used by the alpha males.
The more stacks of kelp you have, the more godly you are.
Kelp God
A way to describe a hot women walking around a nude beach with a forest down there.
a word used to refer to a little kid - usually a naughty little kid, or mischievous wild rascal. Derived from Scottish 'Kelpie' which is a water spirit (or sprite, or imp or... you know those kinds of folklore-ey things).
They roasted their marshmallows and then the little kelps only went and tried to stick the marshmallows on Grandad's head!
A nickname to someone who has decided to go bald
Jacob decided to Kelp his hair.
Slang word for Hydroponic Marijuana
Bro, let me rip that Kelp. Crisp.
Minecraft block that has no use.
But if you get kelped there is no return.
Lukas got kelped so now it is his yearbook quote.