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Person 1: Hey bro, you should eat kelp
Person 2: Yes I will eat kelp it is nutritious and very good for me yes. All hail the kelp gods
The most amazing person in the world, can comfort you when you’re at your lowest. They’re gorgeous and adorable, refuses to believe it. They’re the best friend you could ever have and can tell whenever you’re upset. They’re into flirty and platonic friendships.
“Damn that person looks fun to talk to”
“No shit bro their name is Kelp/Kelpii”
Term used for when the intention of a message is entirely missed and the response given is of no resemblance to the first spoken phrase
An example of using the verb kelping
Person 1: (any text here)
Person 2: Ooh, it's the firecrackers.
Person 1: What? Are you on drugs again?
Person 2: Sorry, i kelped!
(noun) A substance that many Jamaicans and hippies smoke. Commonly known as marijuanna or weed.
Jamaican guy 1:Yo mon, you got any o' dat spongebob kelp mon?
Jamaican guy 2:Yes, mon lets smoke it mon.
Happy Jamaican people :)
Kelp is a cute individual on Instagram with an android he gets all the hoes.
Where is Kelp memes
He’s probably with Nancy recreating the jar scene
A way to describe a hot women walking around a nude beach with a forest down there.
A nickname to someone who has decided to go bald
Jacob decided to Kelp his hair.